You Dingus. I snogged a mate's wife at their wedding.reception, I have ridden a motorcycle at a registered 250kmph on the F3 Freeway to Newcastle. When I was 18 and my old man had a church up near byron bay I went home with a girl I met at the piggery (a nightclub) and in the morning when she went to school (I was only 18 at the time) her mother seduced me in her daughter's bed.

I also need to confess that when I was 11yo I caught a snapper down at Gunnamatta Bay and took it home in a bucket. After a period of intense soul searching I took it back down to the jetty and let it go...I also stole a heap of chocolate bars from Video Ezy in Balmain when I was drunk and when I went back the next day to pay for them the fuckwit manager called the police.

Somebody - stop me...

 

 

 

It was a great battle and there were many knockdowns but finally the Indian guy got my wife down and was beating her in the face, so I jumped on the trampoline and smashed him in the face, and he fell off the side and broke some of his ribs. But nobody really noticed that, all anyone could remember is that my wife and this guy were fighting and then he got all messed up, and she was a living legend for a while. The story grew by leaps and bounds in this small Alaskan town we were living in, to the point that some people were exaggerating the incredible strength of this Indian guy while also being flabbergasted at the fact that my wife beat him up so severely.

dingusdangus wrote:

Okay, so this thread is for all of you to just get whatever deep dark secrets you have off your chest (or breast). Just as long as it isn't too dark or too deep or too illegal.

I am going to start this off with my own.

I am a demonic, evil, incorrigible shoplifter. I can't help it. I love doing it. I do it every day.

I am also the worst employee imaginable. I used to be a manager at this really big business, I am not going to say who, but I stole so much from that company, I would get my checks and not even put them in the bank, I had a safe deposit box and just saved them up. I would sometimes take over a thousand a night at this place.

I am the only person I know that has done the following: been in a knife fight (twice), ate a bald eagle, killed a sea lion in self defense (and ate it), beat a black bear over the head with a broom, and diddled my wife's sister while my wife was asleep in the same tent a couple of feet away.

There's more where that came from as long as people keep it going. please no pedo or murder or sex with animals garbage.

 

 

Wow, what deep seeded indoctrination have you been smoking to think we should be impressed with this "confession" list?

Being an atheist is not about anarchy or rebelling or comparing battle scares. All being an atheist means is that you lack a belief in god or gods. I guess you prove that even atheists have rednecks amongst them too. Your right, just because you don't believe in a god doesn't mean you cant be a jackass.

I like your last line, you DO sound like all ex cons, believers or not, even they have their standards, "Pedo or sex with animals garbage".

Can you do anything without violence, like read a book or find Waldo?

 

I ripped the tag off my mattress