I thought I'd share Kevin Bloody Wilson's (Aussie Comic Singer) lyrics to his song "Festival of Life."

Happily, I moved onto a boat a couple of years ago and haven't had a copy of The Watchtower since, but have long dreamed of being able to play this loudly as the JW's or the Mormons do their Saturday morning rounds.

"Ah, the Festival of Life is 'in' to save my fuckin' soul
They don't want me drinkin' piss or screwin' round no more
But they've got fuckin' Buckley's chance I'm giving you the score
Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my fuckin' soul

It's Saturday afternoon at last, it's what you've waited for all week