everyone must read this article must must read read !!!!!

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everyone must read this article must must read read !!!!!

http://www.loompanics.com/Articles/AmericanHistory.html

this is the best article an amarican politics evah the sauce is tony banks and guess what i thougt of some stamps that we could use on our money

1$ the papr general

2$ the dope prez

5$ mr fabuluus

10$ mr dualer

20$ drunk as a skunk

50$ ditto

100$the ladysman

plz post improvemnts ideas to add cause i think i will buy some stamps (rubber) and start making history public again

btw do you think if thomas jefferson were here right now he would be high?

do you think george would share?

stay away from hamilton he has a temper and shootz pplz

btw ben liked his women a fucking lot and i do mean fucking

 


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If half of that shit is

If half of that shit is true, then that's funny as hell. Especially the bit about " Visitors would often arrive to find Ben Franklin having sex with a parlor maid.". But im getting the feeling that most of that isnt true. 

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fun reply

the weed is true there are letters to that effect but lincoln being bi cannot be confermed by me as of yet so ill pass on that but there is proof of tj having his way with a slave

and the record on hamilton is true he shootz pplz

both grant and jackson were drunks everyone knew about that

A french woman tapped on his pot belly and joked.  'Dr. Franklin if this were on a woman we'd know what to think.'  To which Franklin replied 'half an hour ago, mademoiselle it was on a woman, and now what do you think?'

do you think fire fighters are teh sexy?

i wonder where that tradition started? hmmm ( i think women just like ben he makes them happy in very weird ways )

ben franklin confermed !!!!!

 

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Most of that i already knew

Most of that i already knew but the part bout Abe was a suprise though unless i can see the actual documented proof i would be skeptical of it.  But the Ben franklin stuff that was normal, why do you think he went to france in the first place, he used up all the women in Philly!


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Amerigo's dirty tales

Amerigo's dirty tales confirmed Sticking out tongue

 

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-13563747.html


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Hilarious!! Mind you, I wish

Hilarious!! Mind you, I wish my country was named after a pornographer instead of just the name of one race that lives here and the word land. They could've at least called it Saxoland instead of Angleland (hence England) because it would've at least have looked erotic if they'd changed the 'a' to an 'e' as with Ang/England.