How come half of these douche nozzles end their message with some shit like "ALLAH AKBAR!". 

It's like "hey, I'm going to be an asshole, and I'll act like I'm a muslim, well just because!"

i wonder if this guy goes to other websites where they use stock images and emails them? "Hey guys, you have too many black people on your website, we all know black people don't eat at subway!!"

If the dumbass had half a clue he could find out Greydon Square actually mentions the RRS SEVERAL TIMES on his CD!

Ahh, so is it now "douche <noun>" that all you "with-it" kids are "gettin jiggy with"?  Just trying to keep up.

hey,

Scientologist have their own slang (criminon, SP's, etc) why can't we have ours???

On another note, no one ever bitches about Jake up there.

How come no one complains about the token cat?

The cat isn't black. It's weird some places in the states. I'm from Toronto, where there are about 500 different shades of people, so my lawyer or cab driver or accountant is Ashanti, or Nigerian, or Jamaican, or Canadian. "Black" really doesn't cover it.

I'm sure it's a similar situation in the liberal cities in the states, but I was in Nashville a couple of years ago, and the punchline to a joke was "... and that's what you call one dumb nigger."

I actually did a spit-take. Nearly choked on my coffee, sputtered back to life just enough to say "sorry, what?" They were shocked that I took issue.

maybe i missed something, but i didn't see any white-power accusations in there.

and i also find the photoshopped dude to be slightly comical, much in the same way the hambydammit is comical.  the fact that one is a black guy and one is a cat affects the comedy in equal proportions, but for different reasons.

to the canadian:  it doesn't really work like that here, i live in Philadelphia, one of the most 'liberal' cities here, and black people are black.  white people are white.  asian people are asian. and people tell racist jokes everywhere.  generally, you can look at a person and tell their race, but you can't necessarily tell their nationality....it's not a bad thing, it's just reality.

no, we call them indians. i guess what are technically east asians are just referred to as 'asian'.  and i'm just talking about general purpose here, not 'jokes'. 

just out of curiosity, are you sporting a full-on mullet? or is that just a wierd trick of the light....

I'm from Toronto as well.  Well, *from* four hours south and recently moved int oa lovely condo in downtown Tdot... But anyhow, as a fellow Canadia, do you notice that when you need to you try your best to identify someone's nationality rather than their race?  Do you find that you're particularly sensitive when someone refers to 'Asians' or 'Middle Eastern' or 'Indians' when you know that those they're referring to are Thai or Bengali or Pakistani?

Or perhaps you don't do the former and maybe you're bad at the latter, but are still sensitive to the fact that 'Middle Eastern' is not descriptive or useful unless you're describing a geographical region and not the people, whatever they may look like, who live there?

Is what I'm describing familiar to you at all and have you found that it's uniquely Canadian in North America if it is?

i don't mean to harp on it, but what could that be?? do you see what i'm talking about, the small area of brown directly adjacent to your left neck, immediately below the jawline (as there is no real ironic or comical significance to the picture, i am assuming it's a picture showcasing your own self)?

the harsh lighting, possibly from a remote flash, is dictating a strong, overriding shadow to your left side, yet the shadow on the jawline and the left ear does not match in elongation, suggesting that you are a couple feet, at the least, from the background.  the color of the anomaly almost exactly matches the umbrish color of your hair, and the difference in shadow elongation caused by the strong light  emanating from an acute angle places said anomaly almost squarely above your shoulder, it's baffling to imagine that it's anything other than a wayward lock of hair much longer than what you're sporting toward the bow of your noggin.....

there's no shame in mullets, really.  i've always believed that 'styling' one's hair and favoring certain hairstyles over others is one of the most ridiculous activities any creature has ever conceived.  if aliens are laughing at anything, it's that.  i say, if we can make bonsai out of trees, we can make mullets out of hair, dammit.

so come on. cop to your mullet. it's the only honorable choice.

that is amazing!  i'm sorry to kill a thread that had so much obvious socio-political potential with this silliness, but what a camera trick! 

awesome.  simply awesome.  i never would have thought it was a cropped photo.  foreign limbs/objects.  here is a great example of 'forest for the trees'.

It's best to take important matters such as these to a vote. I vote canoe as well, but that might be nationalistic fervour.

You could always say you were grinning and feeling stoked becaue you just remembered you're not a xtian.