Jesus, Mary Mother and Joseph... this is priceless!!

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Jesus, Mary Mother and Joseph... this is priceless!!

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All that did was make me

All that did was make me hungry for deer meat casserole.

It's the same specious statements from 4,000 years ago.

From the same people who think it's their god testing their patience (rather than their own poor aim) every time they miss 'the big one'. lol.

 

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I'm on the waiting list...

Can't wait to make my first reply...


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mee too

Max Wilder wrote:

Can't wait to make my first reply...

 

hahah  I am on the waiting list too.

I am lickin my chops!!

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Another thought:People

Another thought:

People wonder why there are so many hunting accidents...

I think we can find one cause in that thread. LMAO.

Jesus freaks too busy closing their eyes and praying.

"But officer, I asked the lord if that was Clem making the rustling in the bushes noise. I figured since I didn't get a sign then it must have been that 12-pointer instead."

 

"If tithing means 10% of everything then every tenth shot is just for the lord to take out a SINNER like Clem. It's divine will, judge. Not my fault. He shouldn't have been looking at me in that funny way."

 

 

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darnitol

I missed the first page. Oh, well. We'll see if those hicks know how to get to the second page of a forum discussion. If they're smart, I'll get an instant ban. I'm honestly surprised they let me register at all.

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lol at closetghey:Quote:This

lol at closetghey:

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This is exactly why I love hunting! When you get out a mile or two from your pickup and theres nothing around but the smell of nature. You really get that sense of God's peace. Then you tear the life out of one of God's beautiful creatures, and you can really feel the power of Jesus flowing through you! There ain't nothin like it anywhere else. And passing that on to my boy is one of the greatest pleasures I know.

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Nice post and a witty name.

Nice post and a witty name. Did you see that guys comment after yours?

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Amen...... Interesting take on things.... welcome.
Priceless.

Thats cute.


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daretoknow wrote:Nice post

daretoknow wrote:

Nice post and a witty name. Did you see that guys comment after yours?

 

I love that his screen name was "The Taxidermist"!

I'm hoping the thread will continue for at least a few more responses, maybe give me the opportunity to throw in some more subversion.

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Lemme toss in a fiftieth of

Lemme toss in a fiftieth of a dollar here, folks.  When I was growing up, I used to hunt and fish with my dad.  These days, he still hunts and fishes, though I never took up enough of an interest to be serious about it.  We retain as good a relationship as a father and son can possibly have and we're both stone cold anti-theists--adding on to that, he was most firmly convinced by reading The Origin of Species and textbooks on Eco/Evolution that I brought home from college, along with my own analysis of biological findings in my post-graduate career.  These douchebags may make some statement about communing with Jebus out in the wilderness, but they don't speak for their entire community.  Most gun and hunting enthusiasts I've met are unapologetic and serious drinkers who hate Sunday laws as much as they hate gun laws.  They might be republicans, they might hate hippies, but they ain't churchgoers and they can be brought around with logic, given time and concern.

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 I've always loved "awe"

 I've always loved "awe" comments like that. "It fills me with such awe to see the majesty of nature ... so I torture its creatures with a hunting bow."

Ever seen bow hunting? You hit the animal, and then track it, terrified and bleeding, for a kilometre or so. That's just nasty.

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First of all, closetghey had

First of all, closetghey had a pic of a toddler sitting on a dead deer. For someone who takes so much "awe" in nature, doesn't that seem a bit irreverant on several levels? Not to mention the germ/lyme disease threat?

Second, can't remember the name of who posted this comment, but

some hick wrote:

and if thats not amazing enough the micro-cosm or microbiology is equally awesome growing inward with a complexity that if it evolvs(adapts to environment) it looses information (loss of DNA)and becomes mutated and ceases to function fully or can only function in a specific environment. The flagella motor is the packaging system for a virus it is millions of a millemeter in size and every bit as complicated as our man made motors and without every component it has to make it run it would not work at all so it could not have evolved from a lesser form to it's complicated form, it must have had a designer. Leading evolutionist do not have an answer for irreducible complexity. Even our so called simple cell has a DNA libray of volumes stacked really high and the human DNA that if layed letter upon page upon page would stack 1.25 times as far as here to the sun. Creator God Saviour Lord Jesus(Word) Awsome .
Christ, the Eternal Word

Was there even one correct statement in that paragraph of blabber? The first sentence doesn't even make any logical sense, what with him using words out of context and making up phrases like "growing inward with complexity" and not understanding mutation. Additionally, that flagellar motor argument is really getting tired. This guy has it wrong too... only cells have flagella, not viruses. How could something not even alive evolve the necessary structures...? Nevermind, he's stupid. (It's also millionths of a millimeter in size, not millions of millimeters.... ahhhh attack of the giant E. coli!)

 


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Just to clear things up for

Just to clear things up for those who stumble upon this thread, "closetghey" is me, making fun of those who link killing animals for pleasure to the so-called Prince of Peace.

Personally, I've never been interested in hunting. Perhaps it has some value as a link to human heritage as hunter/gatherers, but the whole thing seems to be more of a revelry in human domination and cruelty. That's bad enough, but to then sputter nonsense about how the act of killing defenseless beings brings you closer to your imaginary friend who sneezed the world into existence for your pleasure, that's just beyond the pale.

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Max Wilder wrote:Just to

Max Wilder wrote:

Just to clear things up for those who stumble upon this thread, "closetghey" is me, making fun of those who link killing animals for pleasure to the so-called Prince of Peace.

Personally, I've never been interested in hunting. Perhaps it has some value as a link to human heritage as hunter/gatherers, but the whole thing seems to be more of a revelry in human domination and cruelty. That's bad enough, but to then sputter nonsense about how the act of killing defenseless beings brings you closer to your imaginary friend who sneezed the world into existence for your pleasure, that's just beyond the pale.

I grew up in Alaska. I lived there for most my life, only leaving long-term for the army, and finally when I moved here to Ohio three years ago.

There, hunting and fishing are a part of life. Where I grew up, the nearest grocery store was 50 miles away, and unreachable in the winter. Beef was $4.00/lb, back in the 80s. Fresh vegetables were unknown.

So, there was a lot of salmon and halibut and venison. Hunting wasn't specifically sport, it was more about putting food in the freezer. However, there is something about being out in the wild, even when you live in the wild. It is awe-inspiring. There is much to life that is lost out here in the real world, I think. (There's even more that you have that living in the middle of nowhere lacks, so the trade-off is worth it.)

I've killed a few deer in my life. I've always enjoyed the hunting, and never enjoyed the killing. I have always felt guilty about whacking a deer, but I've always appreciated the food.

I haven't hunted in years, but I remember being alone on a mountaintop, and feeling I was the only one in the universe at just that moment, and everything felt BIG. Much bigger than me. It was a revelation to me. Of course, the revelation was, the earth wasn't going to miss us when we're gone, and the universe cares even less, but it was a revelation nonetheless.

I guess I'm just offering a half-assed defence of their idiotic hick statements. Of course, I never really liked most of the folks who hunted simply for sport. They'd come up to stay in the lodges, and they were almost always assholes. (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Larry Hagman. Fake hundred-dollar bills with your picture on them. Give a real tip next time, you fucking cheapskate!)

Plus, that's part of their rationalization for slamming deer anyway. "Gettin' out to nate-chur! Gonna get close to God's creation."

Then they take the backstrap and a haunch, and either give the rest away (good) or throw it away (happens quite a lot).

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I've got no problem with

I've got no problem with those who hunt for food. That's nature in practice. It's specifically the belief that killing is a positive spiritual experience that drives me crazy.

Camping, hiking, climbing, even fishing (catch and release or dinner)... there are many good reasons for getting out to the great outdoors for a little perspective.

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I caused a huge rucus...

wow, I got registered on that site and gave my 2 cents and I got demeaned, belittled, attacked and threatened.  Those folks are uptight! I would love to share the interesting replys to my post. However, they were all deleted and I was thrown out into the cold.

Same Christians, different day.

 

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