I Never Get Tired of FSTDT Top 100
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2932)] [2006-Oct-28]
Wow, Linda. I wonder if this is like that time when you had to clean all the lipstick off of your husband's shirt because he was praying with his secretary.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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I love that list! I don't think I could even pick a top ten,they're just all such gems. It's hard to believe people said that stuff,but I guess I know some theists who could qualify for it. Ah i'll post some favs anyway
Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.
honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
I love this one because he actually got the science spot on and then screwed up on the extremely obvious detail!!
Precisely.
I'd really love to blame this entirely on the blinding effects of religious indoctrination, but I grew up in Alabama. I know that some people are just that stupid.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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' UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. '
I have no idea what that could be.
Winner.Srsly
It's also disturbing how many of them seem to think The King James Version predates the Hebrew/Greek texts. Or that these were taken from the KJV.Or the bible's always been in KJV form.I forgot jesus spoke in ye olde english.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
Evolutionists say the source is the sun.
But if that's true, then how do animals evil at night?
I'll never get bored of it either
here's some from the "recent comments section":
" if i eveer came face to face with darkins i woud tel him THIS
i hope you get to com face to face wit god on judgement day im surre he woud luv to wipe the smirrk off his smug face hell is go ing 2 b a very painnfull exprence for him im surre darkwing will keep him commpany they coud talk bout evilolution .. ... .."
(always great that they managed to find the site, yet can't type... or think...)
"Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day."
(wonder how that went over...)
"SQUAWK!!!! What do you mean the government lies??????? BUSH is the head of our government!!!! Do you mean he lies????? Just what do you mean when you say that? [scratching head smiley]"
:sigh:
I was just pulled into a response.
The irony could not be more blatant. It makes me wonder if this is really someone's belief ors a joke. Sadly, it is very likely to be the former.
Two questions:
1. Which moon exactly, or does the sun need to go find one of its
own to qualify?
2. If the moons are orbiting planets and the planets are orbiting the
sun wouldn't the moons have to go around the sun too?
**FYI: Pluto no longer qualifies as a planet, science adjusted its
designation when new information was obtained.
So full of Christ's love I see. Why do you bother with Christianity? Thou shalt not kill, love thine enemy bless them that curse you, do unto others as you would have done unto you, etc.. is your bible missing some pages?
Is hell not enough for all of us infidels to satisfy this infantile need for retribution? How lonely it must be to rely on anger and the need to eliminate anyone with the audacity to bring dissent.
Would that be darkwing duck? In hell? Noooo
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
LMAO that's what I was thinking too!! Does that mean Donald and Daisy are going too?
On another note, I'm pretty sure I have seen quotes on fstdt that are anti-Disney... something about how Mickey Mouse is a false idol or something, and that Disneyworld is Satan's way of capturing childrens' souls.. give me a fucking break!
Why did Mick Mouse break up with his girl friend?
Because Minni was fucking Goofy.
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its amazing how many retarded people we let walk unchecked...
They have their own version! 'Atheists say the weirdest crap'. Their responses are just as funny as ever. Pity there's so few.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.