My Challenge to God
Offline God- if you really exist I ask you to strike me down and send me to hell right now. No - I don't ask. I fucking dare you. I motherfucking double dare you. You don't have the you-damn balls to. What's the matter, bitch are you afraid when I stand before you I'll kick your bitchy little ass, send YOU to hell and take over Heaven myself! Think of that! All your fundie Christians burning in hell with you, while the atheists are laughing at you from Heaven (though of course then they'd no longer be atheists technically.) I'm still alive. Either you aren't real or you're nothing but a fucking pussy. Oh yeah, to seal the deal once more - "The Holy Spirit fucks Jesus up the ass on a daily basis, and loves being the guest of honor at bukake parties. He also fucks pigs on a regular basis and likes eating penguin shit.
Well, that should have done it....
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
- Login to post comments
Not sure if God browses this particular board.
Hey, if god follows through on your dare, your life will have had meaning & purpose after all.
May Thor have mercy on your blasphemous soul!
You need to repost that in Arabic, Matt. According to something like a billion Muslims, that's the only language God speaks.
Lazy is a word we use when someone isn't doing what we want them to do.
- Dr. Joy Brown
Na you need to repost it in 17th century english. God only speaks like in the KJV.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
'Hey no fair you've cheated, you're already in Hell' - from God
Theist badge qualifier : Gnostic/Philosophical Panentheist
www.mathematicianspictures.com
A freak accident just after you posted that would have been a christians wet dream
A freak accident just after you posted that would have been a christians wet dream
Still alive, bitches!
Congrats, you've just proven with 100% certainty that
...you're not dead.
(Skeptical to the end! Weee!)
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Actually I'd already thought the same thing
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
This made me laugh. Nice.
The implication that we should put Darwinism on trial overlooks the fact that Darwinism has always been on trial within the scientific community. -- From Finding Darwin's God by Kenneth R. Miller
Chaos and chance don't mean the absence of law and order, but rather the presence of order so complex that it lies beyond our abilities to grasp and describe it. -- From From Certainty to Uncertainty by F. David Peat
So you could tell Allah to go fuck himself right to his face - assuming you otherwise act like a good Moslem you'd get into heaven? So much for omniscience.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team