indisputable proof of creationism

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indisputable proof of creationism

screw you people and your "sciiience."

 

you can't argue with a tiny, precocious latino kid.  we call it the "emmanuel lewis" factor.

 

check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF6NrQuup80

 

in all seriousness though, why is it that, when creation ex nihilo is a fundamental doctrine in most churches, fundies (including this kid) always ridicule evolutionists for saying that humans come "from nothing"?

 

"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
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Because the logic is the

Because the logic is the same as "you think we are monkeys." In their simplistic world nothing can refute that, NOTHING!

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iwbiek wrote:you can't argue

iwbiek wrote:

you can't argue with a tiny, precocious latino kid.  we call it the "emmanuel lewis" factor.

Don't you mean "Manuel Luis"?

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"Manuel Luis"? Badoom

"Manuel Luis"?

 

Badoom Chaaaaaa! Rimshot!


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HeyZeusCreaseToe

HeyZeusCreaseToe wrote:

"Manuel Luis"?

 

Badoom Chaaaaaa! Rimshot!

Thank you.  Vaudeville lost a lot by not sticking around until I came along.

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indisputable...........

That kid scares me! Imagine him in charge of a cult, flying jet liners into hospitols. If man is so purfect why do we need medicine?

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Reminds me of that preacher

Reminds me of that preacher kid in Jesus Camp, only worst.

"and a child shall lead them", yeah, right back into the dark ages...

And this goes for you Manuel Luis: Oye cabrón, ya callate pendejo y vete al carajo, o mejor aun, ve chupale las bolas a tu pastor. Ah, y yo niego al Espiritu Santo.

Mmm, I dare say I'm one of the first people who denies the holy spirit in more than one language.  Yay me!

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albedo_00 wrote:Reminds me

albedo_00 wrote:

Reminds me of that preacher kid in Jesus Camp, only worst.

"and a child shall lead them", yeah, right back into the dark ages...

And this goes for you Manuel Luis: Oye cabrón, ya callate pendejo y vete al carajo, o mejor aun, ve chupale las bolas a tu pastor. Ah, y yo niego al Espiritu Santo.

Mmm, I dare say I'm one of the first people who denies the holy spirit in more than one language.  Yay me!

 

VIVA ZAPATA!!!

 

sorry, i just wanted in on the latin fever...

"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson


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iwbiek wrote:VIVA

iwbiek wrote:

VIVA ZAPATA!!!

 

sorry, i just wanted in on the latin fever...

No need to apologize, here, have some mescal and a little something to go with it

Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.