Clean up your poopie or Jesus gets it!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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Funny. I wouldn't exactly

Funny. I wouldn't exactly call stealing a Jesus statue an "act of terrorism." I was laughing at "clean the poopie from your wieners" - like someone had too much dirty anal sex.

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It's things like this that

It's things like this that make me say "How in the hell is this shit news?"

I can imagine the reporter getting excited over the story. The sound guy asks: "What's so exciting about some juvenile theft of a stupid statue?" The reporter would reply: "Nothing at all, man! I just jumped at the chance to say 'wiener poopie' repeatedly on broadcast TV!"

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HAAAAAA!!!

Dick and shit jokes with a double entendre involving anal sex never get old. That being said, I do hope they returned her Jesus cause that is kinda fucked up.

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I'm pretty sure this story

I'm pretty sure this story came out late last year, apparently it was one of the people across the road from her and the method used (holding jebus ransom) was done as a joke, they were intending to return it in a day or two anyway and weren't expecting her to involve the police/media.

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