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Get Excommunicated

I think it would be hilarious if an atheist who was still "officially" Catholic would go to one of these pope events and yell "Hey Benny, Go fuck Jesus up the ass!" You think they would be excommunicated?

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before or after their corpse

before or after their corpse is displayed on a pike?


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It would be before because

It would be before because then he wouldn't be able to go to heaven for being a catholic... in the catholics eyes they would think that he would somehow be able to go even though he's an atheist...


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MattShizzle wrote:I think it

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I think it would be hilarious if an atheist who was still "officially" Catholic would go to one of these pope events and yell "Hey Benny, Go fuck Jesus up the ass!" You think they would be excommunicated?

I doubt anyone would get anywhere near close enough to do such a thing unless they had a lot of contacts in high places in the organisation known as roman catholocism.

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Would be awesome I really

Would be awesome Smiling I really would like to get excommunicated Smiling

And it's great, i meet the requirements Smiling I am still "officially" a Catholic Smiling

I would go with insulting clothes and poster Smiling Would be great Smiling

I wonder what would they do Smiling

I bet that's a greatest adrenalin rush - running from the hundreds of blood-craving catholics Laughing out loud


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Just so everybody knows...

...excommunication is *not* expulsion from the Catholic Church.  It is expulsion from the reception of the sacraments, which, at least in principle,  is a different thing.  That's right: an excommunicated Catholic is considered, by Rome, to still be a Catholic.  In fact, once you are baptized into the Roman Catholic Church, there is basically nothing that I know of, that you can do, in order to get Rome to stop thinking of you as a Catholic.

 

Excommunication is basically an official form of extreme disapproval.  It no longer carries with it the civil penalties which it used to have (...thank goodness for human advancement, and for the Enlightenment...) but it does not make one an ex-Catholic.  It doesn't even send a person to Hell (which is a common misconception, but no, because the Catholic Church thinks that God is the only one who can do that.)  It just basically says that you can't receive Communion or Reconciliation or Anointing of the Sick, or any other Sacrament until you shape up and get the absolution from the proper source (which in certain instances, can be the Holy See--the Pope--himself.  More commonly, the Bishop of the local diocese is competent to grant such absolution.)

 

Sorry to spoil the party.

 

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Just fuck a presbyterian and

Just fuck a presbyterian and write the pope a letter and your good to go.


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It would be great to go to

It would be great to go to get communion and then spit it out and start shouting "it burns! it burns!" Laughing out loud


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Eat the Pope

  Eat the Pope

then throw up, .... god forbid , too digest too have too then shit it ..... save the kids from this disgusting agony of being feed religion dogma shit ...... STOP religion,  said Jesus/Buddha,  a long time ago .....


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Quote:In fact, once you are

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In fact, once you are baptized into the Roman Catholic Church, there is basically nothing that I know of, that you can do, in order to get Rome to stop thinking of you as a Catholic.

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And have been since before I was born,
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They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

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Fanas

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It would be great to go to get communion and then spit it out and start shouting "it burns! it burns!" Laughing out loud

  

  That has been done. Saw it myself in church at age eight. The nut ended up in a psychiatric hospital.   Big surprise right.

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Hambydammit

Hambydammit wrote:

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In fact, once you are baptized into the Roman Catholic Church, there is basically nothing that I know of, that you can do, in order to get Rome to stop thinking of you as a Catholic.

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I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came"

 

     In grade Two at St. Theresa's catholic school, in South Brewer Maine U.S. of A.  we were instructed on how to baptise a non-catholic if they were near death, or a very recently dead person,  and this baptisim would be accepted by the Vatican and  God  even if we were only seven-years-old.   God and the Pope (John XXIII) would thank and bless us.

  Talk about B.S. abuse against a small child.

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Quote:In grade Two at St.

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In grade Two at St. Theresa's catholic school, in South Brewer Maine U.S. of A.  we were instructed on how to baptise a non-catholic if they were near death, or a very recently dead person,  and this baptisim would be accepted by the Vatican and  God  even if we were only seven-years-old.   God and the Pope (John XXIII) would thank and bless us.

  Talk about B.S. abuse against a small child.

This sort of ninja-baptism has a long and glorious history.  In Medieval Europe, it was not unheard of for baptism to be used as a way to get housemaids.  You see, it wasn't legal for a heathen to raise a Christian child, so if you surreptitiously baptised a non-Christian family's baby, the state would take it away, usually allowing a good Christian family to raise it -- quite often the family who baptised it.

 

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Hambydammit wrote:Quote:In

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In grade Two at St. Theresa's catholic school, in South Brewer Maine U.S. of A.  we were instructed on how to baptise a non-catholic if they were near death, or a very recently dead person,  and this baptisim would be accepted by the Vatican and  God  even if we were only seven-years-old.   God and the Pope (John XXIII) would thank and bless us.

  Talk about B.S. abuse against a small child.

This sort of ninja-baptism has a long and glorious history.  In Medieval Europe, it was not unheard of for baptism to be used as a way to get housemaids.  You see, it wasn't legal for a heathen to raise a Christian child, so if you surreptitiously baptised a non-Christian family's baby, the state would take it away, usually allowing a good Christian family to raise it -- quite often the family who baptised it.

 

 

I read about this happening - I believe in "God is not Great" as late as the 19th century in Italy. In this case it was wealthy Jews would hire Catholics to do housework/take care of the kids on the Sabbath. They would do this and the kid would actually be taken and raised by the church - some as old as 6 or 7. Imagine the poor kid taken from his family because some teen hoe dripped water on his head and then taken and raised in a horific envioronment! The practice was criticized in US and British newspapers, and the Church defended the practice in a Catholic paper at the time.

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I wish I was Catholic just

I wish I was Catholic just so I could do this. Hell I'd probably do it anyway!! It would be fun. In fact I've never been baptised into any religion. I'd technically be going to hell, even if I hadn't sinned, which by all religious accounts I probably have. I don't care, I'd like to make a point against some Cathotards!