God told topless woman to direct traffic
Offline Apparently God works in mysterious ways in Central Florida. A 30 year old Deland Florida woman decided to direct traffic yesterday evening. According to the Orlando Sentinel God told her to do it.
DeLand - A 30-year-old woman caused quite a commotion Wednesday evening when she decided to direct traffic at a DeLand intersection.
Rather than keeping traffic flowing through the intersection of W. Euclid and S. Orange avenues, the woman was creating a bit of a hazard, police said, because she was topless. The DeLand Police Department received a number of calls about 7 p.m. and responded to find the woman "foaming at the mouth and talking to herself," according to a police report.
The DeLand woman told police that God told her to direct traffic.
She was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation.
No photos were available.
Our elections aren't the only thing that is wacked.
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Sigh... Junior (George W) says geezus told him to send tens of thousands of young soldiers to kill and die in the godforsaken ass-end of the world, only to add up to the hatred furnace that its the middle east, and people praise him for it.
Now this woman claims that god told her to go show her rack while lending a helpful hand to the traffic authorities, and she's the one called crazy? The shame! this is what gets higher scores in the insanity scale? Let's see the logic here:
-sending soldiers to die < naked boobs
-bombing civilians and crippling vital services for those left alive < naked boobs
-invading a sovereign nation and plundering it's oil reserves < naked boobs
-cutting back on health benefits for the war injured veterans that step up to geezus' call < naked boobs
Once again our patriarchal past, with it's stupid gymnophobia and worst, it's detrimental gynophobia, has trampled over one of nature's true miracles: naked boobs.
Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.
Reon Kadena Topless , traffic director !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iihGy9eA6Kg
JUST AMAZING !
WOW , freak out , geezzz, G awe D ...... girls too?
what to do with them !?
Ummm, I have an idea ! Set them girls free ..... and then all the more for me ! ..... U2? .... A man's world? , fuck that ..... I want a GIRLS world. every little thing of that girl thing .....
Get real fellas ..... what ya really want ??? So let it be ! .....
Atheism Books.
Hmmm...the Christians weren't exaggerating about their "awesome God"!
Wish I still lived in Central Florida. Topless women that are foaming at the mouth and talking to themselves are my type. ;o
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