Jesus Christ, stay out of my womb!
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I have to say I had to look twice when I saw this picture because dammit, I see 'jesus' too! Now with that being said, I hope the doctors aren't missing some medical malady in this woman because it also looks like a tumor (especially where jesus' head is) but I am not a doctor.
MyFox Cleveland
Monet Sledge believes she sees the image of Christ in this ultrasound.
When an Ohio woman looked at an ultrasound she expected to see a developing fetus.
Instead, she saw what she believes to be an image of Jesus Christ, MyFox Cleveland reported on its Web site.
Monet Sledge, from Lorain, Ohio, got an ultrasound in preparation for her first baby and was shocked when she saw what appeared to be an image of Christ on the Cross, the Web site reported.
She showed the image to her sister, a mother of four, to get her opinion. "I was expecting to see little body parts," Sledge's sister Tequoia Smith told MyFox Cleveland. "Like a face, arms and legs."
But she too believes saw Jesus on the cross.
"As soon as I saw it I was like oh my gosh."
"People say maybe my baby is gonna be blessed and maybe it is a good sign," said mother-to-be Sledge. "I don't know, I've done wrong in my life, maybe he's forgiven me early."
Doctors say the baby is perfectly healthy and due Aug. 12.
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It more looks like a T than a cross to me... I wonder when the pic will be up on ebay
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Now can you imagine what this woman will think if she were to have a miscarriage? Or what if her baby has a birth defect? For crying out loud you know she and her family will draw the conclusion that what they saw in that ultrasound was a 'sign' that she will have to be strong in adversity.
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Its the anti-christ and jesus is trying to baptize him in the woman's bodily fluids to save him before he is unleased upon the World!!!! LOL Just kidding it looks like a T to me as well...
I know Jesus can walk on water and all, but wouldn't he drown, being the size of a GI Joe doll action figure and stuck inside somebody's water-filled belly?
And how did he get so small? Is her husband/boyfriend/significant other going to come to her and say, "Honey, I shrunk the messiah!"? Or did they wash him in hot water? Cotton shrinks, you know, and I suspect that robe was all cotton. Well, cotton and sweat and dirt and dead skin and maybe some fleas and/or mites.
Did Jesus' skin cells ressurect as they sloughed off?
And finally, why is he looking down? Is he just trying to catch a glimpse of her vagina? Jesus, you sly dog! Of course, it's from the wrong side, and there's no light in there. Maybe he sees it by the glow of his halo?
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amazing what indoctrination can do...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I clicked on the pic to enlarge it and it opened up fox news website...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now i have to fuckin purge my entire hard drive...
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Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.
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That's not Jesus, THAT'S EXCALIBUR!!! She's got King Arthur in her womb!!!
It's so easy to find out if this is jesus.
Is she a virgin? That's how he likes them
Somehow I think if she was and got pregnant that would have been a much bigger story before she even got an ultrasound.
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Jesus... it's not even a very good image of a cross. I can't believe this made the news of all things (of course, it was fox, but still). I'm so sick of this phenomenon. It borders on an unhealthy obsession with Jesus/Mary/God/etc.
Oh and I think the "tumor" is probably just the placenta.
Ok, I see the cross and the Jesus. But what I don't see is the fucking baby!! Surely she isn't actually pregnant with a tiny man already nailed to a cross.
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"It's a man. And uhh, he appears to be being executed."
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Am I really the only one who thought "Well, that's one big argument pro-abortion right there."?
Is it jeebuz in the sonogram or is it the biggest, scariest IUD ever?
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I think it's amazing this gets treated as a news story.Talk about slow news days..
If the baby looked like mohammed on his winged horse,I wonder how quick American news stations would be to show it?Oh wait, they wouldn't.
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Or if it was fucked up and the mess looked like the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
It's right over there to the left of Jesus. The little alien blob looking thing.
Yeah. I thought the featus itself DID look like the FSM. It kinda looked like His Noodly Appendage was infiltrating the Jesuscorpse in an uncomfortable way. (For the Corpus Dei, that is.)
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I was kind of generically going through threads being a mod, so I didn't really pay attention to the title. The first thing I thought when I saw the picture was that it was an IUD.
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You'd have to REALLY be looking for Jesus on that ultrasound. Y'know, like that cartoon character that used to show up on cigarette ads:
When I was a kid, I looked at the character, noticed it was for Camel cigarettes, and then figured out it was a camel. I mean, look at it! What the hell is that?
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God The Father: Son, nice of you to drop by once in a bunch of Sundays and see your old father. Been away?
Jesus: Could say that, pop.
GTF: Anywhere interesting?
Jesus: (looks sheepishly at the floor) Not really, pop.
GTF: (suspiciously) You sure, son?
Jesus: Sure, pop! Hey! How's the AIDs thing going?
GTF: (even more suspiciously) Aids shmaids! When were you ever interested in my hobbies? You've been up to something, I can tell!
Jesus: Me? No!
GTF: You've been back on earth, haven't you!
Jesus: Me? No! Well, not exactly ...
GTF: Not exactly? What the fuck does that mean? "Not exactly"?
Jesus: Well, you told me never to set foot on the place again ever since the nailed to the plank thing ... well, ever since I screwed up that time, and I haven't.
GTF: So what've you been doing then? Not levitating I hope? Levitating is right out, as well you know! Fucking hindu trick - we don't do it anymore. How many times have I told you?
Jesus: I haven't been levitating, pop. Honest!
GTF: Playing with the Bush brain cells again? You know I said that all three of them were out of bounds. That's my job!
Jesus: No, honest, pop. I wasn't anywhere near them. Anyway, you said they were dead.
GTF: I said there was no activity in them. It's not the same thing. But you're avoiding my question - what the fuck were you up to down there?
Jesus: Nothing, pop, I swear.
GTF: What's that smell?
Jesus: (backing off slightly) What smell, pop? I don't smell nothing.
GTF: And what's that pool where you were standing?
Jesus: Christ, is that the time!
(Jesus mutters a mumbled "yes" under his breath)
Jesus: Thanks, Christ. Hey! I'd better be off. Nice seeing you, pop!
GTF: (shouting to a rapidly receding messiah) Come back here you little git! You've been up 'em again, haven't you! I told you - THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!
God The Holy Ghost: (just arrived, looking a little worried) Hey, God The Father, seen Jesus lately?
GTF: He's just left, and the dirty little bugger's been up to something again, I know it! Anyway, did you get the TV working again?
GTHG: Yeah - Lucifer had reversed the batteries in the remote again.
GTF: Evil fucker!
GTHG: Yeah. Hey, wanna watch Fox?
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Meh!!
When I read the topic title I thought that you were doing to spoof the nativity scene, the point where Mary gets sick of having to push.
I'm sure you're in need of entertainment. You must be tired from kicking Sir Vaseline's ass up and down the mental plane.
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