When Jesus Attacks [Trollville]

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When Jesus Attacks [Trollville]

 

 

 

 

 

When the "End of Days"/ "Armageddon"/ "The Rapture", draws near, don't be caught unprepared for an attack by the God of Israel. The Lord and his army of angels, are out to make mincemeat out of humans who don't worship or believe in him.  

Be prepared as the inhabitants of the valley were.....

"And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."   Judges 1:19 

 

This secretly prepared iron design has been handed down through generations, and it's knowledge is known by very few. Battle tested against the will of Mideast gods, this technology which originated in Egypt, has been refined and perfected through the ages. It's secrets kept alive by tradition, through the efforts of the high priests of unbelievers, and the later followers of Darwin and the evolutionists. Through modern innovation and development, many aspects of the design have been greatly improved. The new Atomic Iron Chariot, has a Heavy Iron construction, fortified with with special isotopes of heavy mass. This secret metallic preparation, is known for it's ability to be invulnerable, and able to withstand the will of gods. The new Chariot design, is guaranteed to withstand the wrath of the Lord on Judgement Day. Be ready, be prepared......join the Atomic Iron Chariot Federation now....before it's to late.

 

Founder of the Atomic Iron Chariot Federation.    


 

 

 

 

"Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children." (Jesus triad)

"So the donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your donkey" (The Donkey) Numbers Chapter 22:30


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