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Guess the gender

This is sparked from a topic on another board, of how it's difficult to guess the gender of a poster. Some say it's easy, some think it's difficult.

 

I don't think I revealed my gender here so.....

 

Let's start with mine. Then the next poster's unless it's obvious (Obvious name and/or own pic as avatar..)

 

 


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I always assumed the good

I always assumed the good captain was female because the pic is always female. It confused me why some people always say "he" when refering to the cpt.

When playing 3rd person PS2 games I'll often choose female characters (if you are going to watch someone's but running around all day it may as well be female, plus they are often faster than the males), but I wouldn't choose a female picture to represent me on a forum because most people will assume I'm female.

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When I first joined, I

When I first joined, I thought Cpt_pineapple was female...now I'm pretty sure pineapple is male.


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

HisWillness wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

If you think I'm a guy, I don't get how you assume I'm gay for putting Sailor Moon/Avril Lavigne in my avatar.

Hahaha!

Whoo!

Hehe.

My straight brother bought a pink Nintendo DS.

I guess some guys are just comfortable with that kind of stuff.

Don't let me get in the way of your brother's inner girl-child, but the colour pink doesn't strike me as pre-pubescently female as does Sailor Moon. Maybe it's my Scrooge-like distaste for infantilism, but anime makes me gag just a little bit. Avril Lavigne only slightly less so.

Of course, I never really know what's going on in anime. It's like all the characters are lost and/or suffering from a mental disability that springs histrionically from Japanese school girls. 

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I'm guessing female now due

I'm guessing female now due to the other thread. Casting a boy as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz in a school play would just be so wrong on so many levels.

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ProzacDeathWish wrote:That


ProzacDeathWish wrote:


That is world's of wrong!  Whole, entire worlds!  K.D. Lang scares me so very much.  I wonder if she'll be in the Dyke March this weekend?

 

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Guess the Gender

Well this seems easy,just looking at your hair and fine features,I would guess a 20 something female.


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Jello wrote:ProzacDeathWish

Jello wrote:

ProzacDeathWish wrote:

 

That is world's of wrong!  Whole, entire worlds!  K.D. Lang scares me so very much.  I wonder if she'll be in the Dyke March this weekend?

 

You're wrong

So, she won'r be in the dyke march?  Or she's not scarey?

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HisWillness wrote:Of course,

HisWillness wrote:

Of course, I never really know what's going on in anime. It's like all the characters are lost and/or suffering from a mental disability that springs histrionically from Japanese school girls. 

 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

HisWillness wrote:

Of course, I never really know what's going on in anime. It's like all the characters are lost and/or suffering from a mental disability that springs histrionically from Japanese school girls. 

 

Bitchin'.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:

HisWillness wrote:

Of course, I never really know what's going on in anime. It's like all the characters are lost and/or suffering from a mental disability that springs histrionically from Japanese school girls. 

 

The best thing about this picture is that those are very male-looking arms in some sort of panty-hose glove things protruding from that anime costume.

Well, Cpt, if it turns out you're a girl, then I was wrong. I'm pretty comfortable with being wrong, since it happens quite a lot, but you got me. 

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I think you are probably

I think you are probably female based on comments in several threads and I don't think Dorothy would be ever played by a guy in any play. If you are a guy, liking Avril Lavigne doesn't make you gay nor does using it for an avatar. I like her but I wouldn't ever use her for an avatar, but that could just be an age thing.

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Pineapple is really a

Pineapple is really a chick?  *Watcher is blown away*


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idk. i'm skeptical about

idk. i'm skeptical about this whole pineapple being a girl thing...


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Guess the Gender

 I wonder if that's a picture of you.For me to try to guess someone gender is a waste of time,for all I know you can be both,it sounds like a trick question.

 

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Watcher wrote:Pineapple is

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Pineapple is really a chick?  *Watcher is blown away*

Did the good Captain give an answer either way? I didn't see one...

Also, to further confuse matters, don't forget the time period when Captain's avatar was a pineapple... hmmm...

If I had to guess your gender, Captain, I'd guess male. Maybe in part from the Sailor Moon avatar... Sticking out tongue


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Unless Capt. Pineapple is

Unless Capt. Pineapple is inviting us to guess to which noun class the words "captain" or "pineapple" belong, his question should really be phrased "guess the sex". Gender used as a substitute for the word "sex" is not only normally reserved for prim matrons who think excrement described as "poo-poo" smells sweeter, but it is also just plain wrong.

 

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triften wrote:Did the good

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Did the good Captain give an answer either way? I didn't see one...

kinda. he, in perfect timing, gave some illusion to the possibility of singing somewhere over the rainbow publicly in this thread.  however, having to then call attention to it i have to wonder...

while a woman might find it beneficial to hide her sex on some forums, this place is a sausage fest so i'd find it difficult to see the rationale.  still going with male here but honestly, does it really matter?

 

 


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HeyZeusCreaseToe wrote:

Actually, I hope this isn't all semantics Capn and you give us the truth regarding your physical appearance and gender, and don't just say...ha, made you guess, and you will never know. That would be lame.

Well, its been 5 days, and this thread has pretty much dwindled to nothing, so I don't want to claim belief in something irrational, but its obvious that psychic abilities were at play here, and so far I have called bullshit correctly. Anything less than a definitive statement regarding your gender and appearance I take as nothing more than speculation. I hate being right sometimes.

So whats the score here Capn? Time to shit, or get off the pot?

Male?

Female?

Hermaphrodite?

Transexual?

Gay midget with a feminine voice and a penchant for the Wizard of Oz?

Break your silence or confirm my suspicions about your antics.

 

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shelleymtjoy wrote:while a

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while a woman might find it beneficial to hide her sex on some forums, this place is a sausage fest so i'd find it difficult to see the rationale.  still going with male here but honestly, does it really matter?

*blinks*  Of course it matters.

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You're all suckers...  you

You're all suckers...  you know that, right?  The one thing Cpt_Pineapple never does is answer a question directly.

 

 

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Hambydammit wrote:You're all

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You're all suckers...  you know that, right?  The one thing Cpt_Pineapple never does is answer a question directly.

 

 

 

Fine, I'm a girl. And no pics.

 

And for the record, I'm like this in real life. I'm very shy I don't like revealing too much about myself.

 

Personally, I thought this topic would last a day, then die and I would see who was right (me or my brother..). Apperently my brother was wrong, it is difficult.

 

 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:Fine,

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Fine, I'm a girl. And no pics.

I don't really like that answer, so I will continue to believe you are a gay midget with a high pitched voice who likes the Wizard of Oz. Just kidding, I just figured your obstinate personality and vague answering processes were male influenced. Oh well, I guess I gave you too much credit. Although, I was half right about the description and what not...this isn't over Capn. You haven't heard the last of me....muwah ah ahhhhh!!!*laughs evil laugh, while shaking fists*

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Quote:Hambydammit

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You're all suckers...  you know that, right?  The one thing Cpt_Pineapple never does is answer a question directly.

 

 

 

Fine, I'm a girl. And no pics.

Damn.  That was easier than I thought.  (Speaking of suckers...)

 

 

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Hambydammit wrote:

Quote:

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You're all suckers...  you know that, right?  The one thing Cpt_Pineapple never does is answer a question directly.

 

 

 

Fine, I'm a girl. And no pics.

Damn.  That was easier than I thought.  (Speaking of suckers...)

 

 

 

You just love playing with me eh Hamby?

 

BTW I saw you on webcam with the show last night, you're kinda cute Smiling

 

 

 

 


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Quote:You just love playing

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You just love playing with me eh Hamby?

 

BTW I saw you on webcam with the show last night, you're kinda cute Smiling

ROFL

thanks Smiling  You're the third girl to tell me that since the show, and I haven't shaved or bathed in three days.  Go figure.  (Yes, there is a good reason.  No, I won't tell you.)

 

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Hambydammit wrote:thanks  

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thanks Smiling  You're the third girl to tell me that since the show, and I haven't shaved or bathed in three days.  Go figure.  (Yes, there is a good reason.  No, I won't tell you.)

The only logical conclusion i can come to is... Hamby got a nether-region tattoo!! So is it front, back, or exposed gap?

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Quote:The only logical

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The only logical conclusion i can come to is... Hamby got a nether-region tattoo!! So is it front, back, or exposed gap?

My skin is ink free.

 

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Hambydammit wrote:My skin is

Hambydammit wrote:

My skin is ink free.

One of those new age Branding/Skinning (tattoo esk) procedures?

Editted for photo refference

Thats not ink ladies and gentlemen... thats 7 hours with a womens back, a knife, and a funky potato peeler

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Hambydammit wrote:Quote:You

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You just love playing with me eh Hamby?

 

BTW I saw you on webcam with the show last night, you're kinda cute Smiling

ROFL

thanks Smiling  You're the third girl to tell me that since the show, and I haven't shaved or bathed in three days.  Go figure.  (Yes, there is a good reason.  No, I won't tell you.)

 

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Yay, I was right. In your

Yay, I was right. In your face male-sayers

 

HeyZeusCreaseToe wrote:

 I just figured your obstinate personality and vague answering processes were male influenced.

Zeus, you don't know any obstinate, vague girls?

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Since Hamby has yet again...

Since Hamby has yet again... refused to respond to my stupid statements i can only conclude that he INDEED now has an artistically skinned wang... I would demand pic's... but i think we better wait for the scabs to heal up first >.>

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Since Hamby has yet again... refused to respond to my stupid statements i can only conclude that he INDEED now has an artistically skinned wang... I would demand pic's... but i think we better wait for the scabs to heal up first >.>

Odd. I thought you were the kind of person who would like that kind of thing. 

 

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