I'm a church goer now
Posted on: July 3, 2008 - 2:52pm
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I'm a church goer now
Never thought I'd say those words here of all places but it's true.
The Landover Baptist Church! Amen!!!
Come on in one and all and bring your sense of humor. But hurry before the fundys "string 'em up"
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That's actually been around a very long time. Funny as hell though. Even seems serious at first - of course fundies are so fucked in the head it can be hard to tell the difference between the real ones and the parodies.
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I bought a couple Landover baptist church shirts several years before I really decided that I didn't believe in god. I guess it just took me a while to realize that I was an atheist.
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
Pastor Deacon Fred is actually an alumni of GMU (where I'm working on my PhD) - he's awesome!
Just so you don't potentially embarrass yourself when you make your graduation speech, Shelley: Unless Pastor, Deacon and Fred are three different people he's an alumnus (or alumna if he's a woman). You and he together will some day be alumni.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
yeah, yeah, yeah... he's better at the jokes, you know
You might be yeah, yeah, yeahing me now but when you're up at that podium you'll be thanking me!
Don't worry that he's better at the jokes, by the way. I'm sure with practise you'll get the hang of it too.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
You say that this site has been around for quite sometime. Do you have anymore up your sleeve that you would care to share?
my masters is from gmu though so i could just claim i was talking about both of us.
i'd never be giving the speech anyway.
Borrow one of Chrish Harper's old sermons - he won't mind. Just change the odd word here and there - "ladies and gentlemen", for example, instead of "you wrteched heathens who will burn in hell for all eternity". Oh, and don't forget to rub Georgie's toe on the way into your exams!
You'll piss through it Shelley! I'm so sure of it that I'll even offer you a spare megaphone that you can use on speech-day. It works great volume-wise but it tends to distort the voice so that you sound a bit like Donald Duck. I got it cheap at a police auction (they'd been using it for talking down potential jumpers but gave up on it after the fourteenth uniform dry cleaning bill).
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Just realised I called him Chrish ....... (hic)
Bourbon for breakfasht maybe washn't the brightesht idea I've ever had.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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