Confused !
Posted on: July 9, 2008 - 9:45am
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Confused !
Old is better than young, blue eyes are better than brown, black is better than white, God is love. Life is a gift. Mad is right. Birds swim. Wait, I think maybe I have this all backwards ..... Logical questions prove god ?
Nevermind, fuck this. I AM going to sleep. This being "AWAKE" thing, is really a pain in the head ..... what done this to me ! 
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Geezz GAWED, what's the prayer? Why the secret? .....
I know exactly what you mean. I had the same problem a few years back. But after many months of soul searching, I finally realized that the lifestyle I was leading wasn't only hurting my neighbours, it was sucking the the very soul out of the community. So I disposed of all the vegetables, and started eating only seafood. Now my doctor has stopped threatening me with his scalpel, and I've finally learned how to breakdance.
On a lighter note, cheese
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
God proves logical questions.
Beware the squirrel that flies backwards in the night.
Sleep is awake, at least it is if you are sleeping. If you are awake then it is sleep.
You are as god as me and I am as god as you and together we are twice the god that God is, maybe more so as he is fictional and a bad story teller.
Zen-atheist wielding Occam's katana.
Jesus said, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division." - Luke 12:51
"Why don't smilies shoot leftwards?" ~~~
Because the cheesy PC screen is merely 2 dimensional ....
[ Edit: Opps, left, right, up, down, equals 4 ... Add Depth makes 5, in a 3D world. Shit, I'm getting scared! Please help! ]
Hey. I do like extra sharp Cheese best, so far....
Say "cheese", no no I didn't mean expel gas.
Who is grand master of writing words that stink? Cheesy Gawed of course, that old stinky fart! Yeah, well I also try .....
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Do you feel enlightened?
If not that is the wrong answer, try again...
I sense a deep message and mystery in those words .... Ahhh, Beer with Cheese, and turn down the stereo, and go fishing ..... I know there is more to this. Dancing keeps the doctor away ..... good advise Jello , thanks for your empathy !
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A 12 pack of Beer and a block of Cheese, hey, Nutrition works bitches.
Smilies don't shoot leftwards so that you can't commit profile pic suicide.
Do I have to be drunk to understand this thread?
Goldfish.
Basically YES, but other methods of euphoria will work !
To the religious, I recommend smoking sacred holy joints rolled in bible paper, and Scotch and holy water for you drinkers, and to you trippers, first holy soaking them mushrooms when first harvested. Basically holy water add favorite drug.
In a tight pinch, asphyxiation can bring revelation of the holy father, as many with NDE claim.
Being temporarily nailed to a cross would surely be enlightening; any religious folks up for the ultimate god's holy sacrifice method? You will be an instant star! Sorry, no morphine etc, as it would obscure the results of this important experiment. Healthy volunteers needed.
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But without left shooting smilies you can't have an even fight, it turns out like this:
Sad to say... I am stone-cold sober as I write the insanities.
Many say that all is one... but.. cheese, goldfish....
Zen-atheist wielding Occam's katana.
Jesus said, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division." - Luke 12:51
Thanks r dog , you really had me going , and I was needing relief , and was getting ready to beg.
Geezz, and I thought Dragonfire was being silly. Heck, I was really thinking this was some twist about smiling people's written words .... something deep. > me
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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The question is the answer...
Or is that the other way round?
Now that is WISDOM at it's finest !
Which way is up?, I am lost, can you please help me ? The answer at the church didn't understand the question.
Well, so much for looking in all the wrong places ..... now what ? Yicks, planet EARTH
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scotty scotty scotty , get me out of here .....
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