The Best Proofs for God's Existence I Have Ever Seen
Posted on: July 25, 2008 - 9:13pm
The Best Proofs for God's Existence I Have Ever Seen
...Bar none:
...It's irrefutable.
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'cause of the most excellent editing and the fact it was made for the internets? ooookay... lmao
It's the 'straight line proof' I find most compelling, actually. :P
what??? you mean you didn't find the peanut butter part compelling??? I mean, come on, it had Kirk Cameron singing it's praises. lmao
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With the comedy team of Comfort and Cameron I knew it couldn't be serious. I wish those two producers would join us here because if they think they're obnoxious atheists, they haven't seen Mattshizzle in full rant.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
I was just kidding, as I'm well aware Kirk Cameron has very supple limbs to insert his feet in both his mouth and his ass so to speak.
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I'm not sure Kirk & Ray even realize how stupid they look and sound. I keep waiting for one of them to giggle and say it was a bad joke. As it is they are just a bad joke.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
In a way I see myself as kind of a cross between Howard Stern, George Carlin, Sam Kinnison and Andy Kauffman.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
I'm talking about my personality/comedy style being a combination of theirs, not that I wouldn't rather be dead than living the life I am.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
>.< Omg that "Faithologist" was an annoying bitch. How the hell is she qualified for even breathing, let alone tell us atheist we're wrong. Just calling herself a faithologist is enough for any atheist to tune her out, as I'm pretty damn sure that is a made up title.
When once asked in the library if I believed in Jesus Christ, I pointed out that zombie novels are in the fiction section.
For those who don't know, Ray Comfort was PWNED on one of the earliest RRS shows (I had never heard of him at the time and thought he was a parody his arguments were so bad.) Both of them were PWNED by Brian and Kelly on a nightline debate - maybe about 1 year ago?
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
you do know it's satire, right?
Nope, i could only make it through the first 30 seconds before the annoyance was too much.
well, it's supposed to show the silliness of many theistic arguments.
Yea, I remember someone rebutting the banana theory or w/etf it is saying that it could also be used as a penis. Not sure if it was on here or not but I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.
When once asked in the library if I believed in Jesus Christ, I pointed out that zombie novels are in the fiction section.
Watch the whole video and laugh your assets off all over again.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
she looks like a 16 year old who found a pair of her mom's old prescription glasses. typical fundie look.
Vote for McCain... www.therealmccain.com ...and he'll bring Jesus back
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray