Is it really that hard to tell when something's made up?
Posted on: August 17, 2008 - 5:56pm
Is it really that hard to tell when something's made up?
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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I sure hope that one was. It is hard to tell. Christians say such stupid things - sometimes things they say are actually stupider than what some of the things said by the parodies would be if they were serious.
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Nah, IIRC, this originally came from the Creationist Museum. I am not certain, but I think this is from one of the souvenir coloring books. Maybe someone can verify that for me.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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Now, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. That is terrifyingly ludicrous.
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it's fucking BRILLIANT. honestly, how do they get their ideas? i would pay for that book. then get absolutely blasted. what a night that would be.
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ya gotta lurve the sword imagery in that sun, not to mention that christian cowboy like depiction of jebus riding that raptor dinosaur. If it weren't for the long hair and full beard, the dewd would look like Tom Sellik or The Marlboro Man
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Unfortunately my computer screen is only showing me part of the picture, there are advertisements on the right side of the screen over lapping the picture. Now I'm sad.
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I have to be honest here. If they showed me a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur when I was five years old, I would be a dumbass trying to smuggle Bibles into China e'en now.
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I saw the cartoon earlier, now I can't. Was it removed or is my comp on the fritz?
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Boon Docks, please don't be sad sister. Trust RRS and download and use Firefox as your main browser. It's quick and easy, and easy to use, and it won't change your present computer. It will just give you the better browser option.
I am guessing that your problem is that you are using "Internet Explore" as your internet surfing browser. IE sucks ....
This message is for all PC users. Fuck IE , go Firefox. Read up on it in google etc ....
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Let's clone dinosaurs, must find usable DNA, I want to ride one, yippy eee. Besides, reptile meat is much more healthy .... if they were in fact cold blooded ????
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I don't see anything there, but I am using firefox right now. Oh well, I really wanted to see cowboy Jesus and raptors.
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"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Damn Poe's Law, I found it totally believable.
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If Jormungander is using fire fox right now and he can't see anything, and I am using internet explorer with a half picture, let me think... this computing sucks.
Yeah the PC has many problems , especially IE surfing. I am am no expert on anything .... Firefox however works way better than IE , and this RRS is is proof that Firefox is a better surfing browser, and it's easy ....
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Sorry, IA GAY.... I find that IE7 and Fox3 are both equal on my com puter.
If anything, Firefox is ever so slightly slower to respond AND the images on my monitor are discernibly more fuzzy. The slower is hardly noticeable but the fuzzy is a minor headache. I've been using both for some time now...ever since I finished building my new PC. Also, regardless of which browser I use, I've never had an image from RRS get "chopped off", as some have described.
Running with: Core 2 Duo Processor at 3.0 GHz each, 4 GB ram (2X2 Mushkin), Nvidia 8800 GT video card, 37" Sharp monitor, etc etc. etc.
As to the OP, I've seen that dino savior coloring page a few years ago. Funny stuff. But yeah, occasionally it is hard to tell the real fundie $hit from the parody and funny stuff. Well.... it is for me, anyway.
not everyone on here uses Win XP or Vista, the only OS's that can run IE7
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I was comparing IE7 vs. Firefox3 on my system. However, to be completely accurate IE7 can also be used on Windows Sever 2003 with service pack 1, and you must have service pack 2 for IE7 to work on WinXP.
The main point was my response to IAGAY who was claiming that Fox was working way better than IE (he didn't even mention IE7).
Perhaps the majority here at RRS find this to be true, if indeed the OS they are using is a moldy but a goodie, but I have not seen problems or big differences with my setup.
The ads shouldn't be overlapping the page even if you have the screen set to very low resolutions. I'd say most likely something either got cached badly at the ISP's end, or you've got adware in your system putting badly sized ads in to this page. Find two programs called "AdAware" and "Spybot Search & Destroy", install, update, and run a full scan. Alternately try refreshing while holding down the control or shift keys (I can't recall which it is). If it was just happening to one browser I would say it could be corrupt settings, but with two I doubt that's what it is.
Anybody running a windows box should actually do the steps I layed out above, computer novices and gurus alike. I do tech support for a living and before switching to mac I used to do it every 3 months on my own machines. Silent drive-by installs do happen, even if you know what you're doing. They're starting to happen on macs too now and I'm currently looking for decent software with which I'll be able to do the same things.
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That should expose the whole post for you.
There's another in that same flikr set that's a riot.
And an excellent one it turned out to be! Good eye.
Well, if Kwanza can be started by an X felon and Scientology can be started by a science fiction writer it shouldn't shock anyone if 1,000 years from now a religious sect worships Harry Potter as real.
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I'd buy it for the entertainment value alone...like I did this book:
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How right you are. I think we need to remind ourselves of this often.
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Holy $hit !!!!
Mr. Spock SMILING ???!!!
I want this kooky book. Bad!
I love that Mr. Spock , and yeah I never knew IE 7 , but IE has always fucked with me bad, so I left .... Maybe going Linux next , Make these PC's trouble free ....
Clone dinosaurs , we need food !
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you might want to try Free BSD along with Linux. It's a bit more stable and uses much of the same software.
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Thanks Kay, I'll be looking into all this eventually, and created a folder of related info.
Damn PC problems are a headache.
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