Canadians just can't get their scandals right.
Posted on: August 20, 2008 - 7:32pm
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Canadians just can't get their scandals right.
They've got fundamentalist whackjobs, too. But this one got his hypocrisy wrong: he had an affair with a woman.
Bentley bends
B. C. healer, televangelist withdraws for his own healing
Keep trying Canuckistan; you'll get it right eventually.
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what can i say? when it comes to fuck ups, we always find some way to fuck it up
I couldn't help but picture the staff meeting at the newspaper.
Editor: C'mon, people! Print media is drowning here! We need stories! We need shock! We need interest!
Reporter: Well, we've got a story here about another televangelist who couldn't keep it in his pants while away from his wife.
E: That's more 'dog bites man' stuff! COME ON! Find a new angle!
R: Well, he *did* have sex with a woman that wasn't his wife.
E: ...no gay masseurs, ball gags, panty hose or drugs?
R: Not so far.
E: STOP THE PRESSES!!!
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From what I gathered they didn't actually have sex. Of course that's their story and this is a faith healer so he's not above lying.
I do wonder if he isn't playing the worlds most awesome prank. He apparently "healed" a cancer patient with a running start and a knee to the gut. That's what I call faith.
"Faith, Faith is an island in the setting sun,
but proof, proof is the bottom line for everyone."
Proof, Paul Simon
Nothing this hard should taste so beefy.
I appologise for the dull uninteresting scandels we manage to come up with, eh? But this is the land of Steve Harper, Steve Dion and Dolly McGinty; who are they you wonder?
That's the point, eh? The USA equivilant would be , Obama, McCain and Shwartzenegger.
In the mean time, like eh? we'll keep working on a juicy one, eh?
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Please don't. Someone has to set an example of how civilized people ought to behave.
"Faith, Faith is an island in the setting sun,
but proof, proof is the bottom line for everyone."
Proof, Paul Simon
Nothing this hard should taste so beefy.
I never recieved any reply from the RCMP after filing my complaint about Fresh Fire Min. Oh well.
Bentley has been charged in the past for sexually harassing a minor, just FYI...
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
Top Ten Canadian Euphemisms For Sex (Thanks Dave Letterman aug 29/08)
10) Playing mountie
9) Fur trapping
8) Making Peg Whinny
7) Entering parliment
6) Pulling the goalie
5) Doin' it, eh?
4) Putting the "man" in Manitoba
3) High sticking
2)Stuffing a beaver -- the beaver is our national animal
1) Oh Oh Oh Canada
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
you seem to have forgotten that in canada, scandal just might be something more mundane. up here, less than 15gms of pot will net you a $400 fine, no jail time. 15-30gms can net you either a fine or jail time. homosexuals have been allowed to marry for a few years now (take that California!), and in Ontario, women are allowed to go topless. yes, you heard me right. that law was passed about 10 years ago, but i think there have been some changes to it since. so up here, "scandal" is defined very differently. i believe i've heard my homeland being described as "pot smoking beknighted pinkos".
I'd rather be a moral atheist than an amoral theist.
Prisonnurse1 where be you from, Kingston, Collins Bay maybe? #10 & Eglington in the GTA myself.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
born in ontario, grew up in BC, back to ON for college, then stubble jumped across the prairies. never been to the east though. gotta make that trip one day.
I'd rather be a moral atheist than an amoral theist.
At least we don't waste hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars on illegal wars and pointless impeachment proceedings.......
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
What part are you from #10 and Eglington myself.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
I'm currently between Kingston and Ottawa. I've been all over though. Only province I've not yet been to is Newfoundland.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.