Fucking precious, this is...
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Hi guys. I'm on my way to class, but I just couldn't leave before posting this. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen! I mean, these guys are just fucking adorable. Aparantly another side effect of theism is that grownups will have not only the intellectual, but also the artistic, in this case musical, mind of a six-year-old.
I don't know how to embed, so I'll just provide the link. Hope it works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
Well I was born an original sinner
I was spawned from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
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It does. However, I'm sensitive to musical terrorism, so I don't know if the sound works. I'll try with the sound on later when I'm more psychologically prepared. I love the little guy in the middle with the sunburst Gibson rocking out for Jesus. Hey, is that a Steinberger? Jesus obviously has some money.
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OH the instrumental at around 1:28....just fantastic
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It sounds like one of those songs you hear on Childrens records, right in between "this old man" and "on top of spaghetti".
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My contribution to the youtube comments:
"I am so glad I'm not a Christian. I don't have to pretend like there's anything redeeming about this at all. This is honestly the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Ever."
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Wow
I don't know what's worse, the 80s fashion disasters or the song...
The song was something like Weird Al meets Men at Work.
will, you have hit the nail on the head. every time i see some shitty, jesus freak, "i care about the poor" musician with a les paul or j-45 or epiphone sheraton, i always think, "you fucker. you motherfucker. the things i could do with that instrument. you're hurting it. you're raping it. give it to me and go back to the samick and the jars of clay tabs you learned on."
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson
I think the wall of 'gay pink' hue, and people in front of it being not aware of it, speaks for itself...
Of course, it deserves respect when someone is able to operate such a complicated instruments like voice, electric guitars or keyboard synths... But in these times already existed Mike Oldfield, Ozric Tentacles band, and other people who demonstrated how to use these instruments properly. Most often, without lyrics.
Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.
The lunacy of this type just never stops. "Fearfully made". . . oh brother, do you have a mirror or ears????
god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.
If thier tour bus went off a cliff, it actually might make me beleive in God.
Thanks a diaper load Nik...now I have to listen to at least 45 minutes of Parliment Funkadelic to rehab my eardums.
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I suppose that's the applicable term? Why?! Why the cartoon voice?! I don't think I posess the constitution to sit through that again. The people that paid to be there MUST envy the dead.
Yay! Jesus is my friend! He'll never leave me flat (...obesity epidemic in the U.S. fully explained in one deft phrase?) !
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February 27, 1940
The POWER of fat people in sweat pants.
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I got through 30 seconds before I stopped it....and only because I was getting a drink of water...otherwise it would have been 10 seconds.....and the last 10 minutes I have been listening to O'Fortuna to get it out me head.....YE BASTARD YE!!!!
Please, next time a little better warning. I only listened to about a 1/4 of the first vid before the gag reflex hit. The second one sent me running to the trash can (closer than the bathroom) after a few notes.
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That song fucking rocks! I know when I'm downing a bottle of Tylenol and Jack Daniels right before my mind fades to black I'll hear "Jesus is a friend of mine" set to silly pop music as my last thought.
in order to cut through all the awful shit, i give you, ladies and gentleman, the GREAT sister rosetta tharpe. if there must be christian music, this is how it should be.
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson
Thank you for that video.....my 2 year old was transfixed by it!
Now that is one heck of a guitar player. She definitley rocked.
Well, pretty precious there. But The Crazy Preacher Lady
is awfully awesome.... uhhhh.... emphasis on the awful.
he-he
I am all about classic soul and R&B...these dudes might be christians..but they were fucking awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEdLmos2MpM
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"Jesus came and touched me down inside"
hahaaha this is amazing!
Yeah. Same here. I was drinking a mountain dew just giggling until that part and that was it. I almost spewed it out of my nose laughing so hard.
At some point, dude had a friend that told him not to perform and he ignored them.
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I have to confess, much to my chagrin, that I had no idea when listening to the GREAT Rosetta Tharpe before the invention of youtube, that she was the person rocking the shit out of that guitar. Mine eyes have been opened, and I have seen the light.
For those of you who don't know, I did grow up in the DEEP south. I could throw a rock, walk to where it landed, pick it up, throw it again, and again, and maybe ten or eleven more times, and I'd be in Delta Blues territory.
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That ain't tat fur a piece t'all, hamby.
If'n you was to go t'other way you might just get yourself over ta see the home of howlin wolf barnett. Dem wet blues ain't bein' s good as dem from the dry dusty south.
"Anytime you thinking evil then you thinking 'bout the blues." - Howlin' Wolf
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god, i love wolf. i love listening to the london sessions with all those british boys like clapton playing with him, and they all sound scared shitless. even their instruments sound scared shitless. i'm a huge johnny cash fan, but everybody talking about how fucking tough he and his music were need to listen to wolf. wolf and john lee hooker. everybody after them were pussies, except maybe captain beefheart.
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson
I lived in his home town for a while.
All 15% of the white population(except me and 2 others) would go to 'The Prairie Arts Festival".
Meanwhile, on the other side of town near the monument to him, the cool people would listen to the blues all weekend long.
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