Save the trees help the Redskins!
Offline My beloved Redskins have taken a time portal back to the 80s and are desperately trying to replicate the doormat of the NFL the "Saints" of the 1980s.
Three spankings in a row and one being the season opener against the NY Giants. I think Snyder(Skins owner) is not interested in winning games, but buying stock in trees that make the soaring popularity of paper bags Skins fans are trampling down the doors to buy and put shamefully over their heads.
I love to be proven wrong, but I'd rather hedge my bets on the FSM being real than the Skins making it to the big dance.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Brian37 there are genuinly serious problems in the universe and your worried about the 'Skins and paper bags. Go hug a tree.
My beloved Patriots have lost the lord god Tom Brady for the season; now thats worth whinning about.
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Quit your bitching, the Skins haven't gotten laid since 1992, when was the last time the Patriots went to the NFC Championchip or a Super Bowl? I don't want to hear it.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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About time those cheaters have something bad happen to them.
Bad things are suppose to happen, *sob-sob* to other people, *loud bawl* not the Patriots; it says so in the holey book, New England Patriots Book of Facts. Oh whoa-is-me!!!! *taps another bottle of chablis*
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
I think the Patriots losing the Superbowl and now this could possibly be considered as evidence for a benevolent god. Maybe early this year the Flying Spaghetti Monster finally defeated Cthulu (who helped the Patriots cheat and get all the calls in their favor - the Refrees in the NFL were infiltrated by a Cthulan cult. Now the Pastafarians are taking over there and that shit will stop. )
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It could be worse, you could be a Raiders fan...
Ok... all of you need to just shut up. I ask you... in all sincerity, does any one of you have anything that can top the woes of someone living within TV blackout distance of Atlanta? I mean fuck all... Atlanta makes Detroit look like a well oiled football operations machine. Try this little experiment... just think "Redskins" and see what comes to mind. For me, yeah, I admit it... I think, "Joe Theismann, John Riggins, Art Monk. Granted, that's a long time ago, but DAMN! Those were some fine football playin' boys.
Patriots? Pick a year from the last decade, and there are a half dozen crazy good players to choose from. They've had a freaking dynasty.
Now, think of Atlanta... Michael Vick, right? The biggest fuckup in the history of pro football. That's our legacy. Think before Vick and name any famous Atlanta quarterbacks that come to mind...
(Jeopardy Music...)
Byron Leftwich? No...
Chris Chandler? No....
Bobby Hebert? No...
Jeff George? No....
Scott Campbell? No...
Chris Miller? No...
You know who the only other famous players of any consequence are? I'll tell you... Morten Anderson and Deion Sanders. That's it. (I guess if you want to go back to the 70s, Steve Bartkowski was ok.)
Here's your 1966-2007 totals for the Falcons: 262 Wins, 386 losses. 8 Trips to the playoffs. One trip to the Superbowl. (They lost.)
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Nothing could be worse then being a Raiders fan; *crying into wine glass* Unless Tom Brady is out for the season!!!
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Hell, even the Raiders were good once upon a time. I remember The Snake... I remember Marcus Allen...
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Yea, I really enjoyed walking home in the freezing cold 2 miles, in my cammies, after watching "Riggo's Rangers" and self centered Joe Theisman get their asses handed to them by the Raiders. That was fun. NOT!
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No no no no, I admit, before the ray of hope that crashed and burned called "Vick" Atlanta at best was mediocar.
BUT, the all time decade in NFL history for "sluts" of the NFL were the Saints of the 1980s. My worry is that my current Skins are trying to rival that mediocrety and patheticness.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Matt Ryan looked good on Sunday. And with the addition of Michael 'The Burner' Turner (220 yards rushing), I don't think things will be too bad in Atlanta this year. If Ryan can keep his rookie head on straight and Turner keeps running the ball like he did this weekend, there just might be some hope for Falcons fans.
Football = Gay.
Call me when they're throwing people into an arena with swords, shields lions and unarmed Christians again.
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940