Paul Newman joke
Posted on: October 2, 2008 - 7:07am
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Paul Newman joke
What did the undertaker say when he found out he was getting Paul Newman?
"He doesn't need any dressing".
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Too soon.
*Doesn't get it*
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
A) it is never too soon
B) Newman's own salad dressing, this was on of newmans company's from which he gave it all to charity (90 million plus over the years to charity)
Paul Newman started a company selling food products (initially salad dressing and spaghetti sauce, moving on to all sorts of stuff) under the name "Newman's Own. " The profits all go to charity.
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Ah! The light arrives! Thanks.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Newman? At 83 I'd say he was quite the Oldman.
The thing about there being a time too soon for a joke reminds me of another one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had AIDS.
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During an interview someone asked, "How do you stay so thin?"
He replied, "I drink a beer for breakfast, a beer for lunch, and a beer for supper."
People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.
I think some who take offense to jokes about death need to lighten up. It wasn't a slur to Newman, it was merely a play on words.
I hope when I die people my friends and family will throw me a roast. Death is part of life and it isn't about how someone died, but how they lived.
Newman was a very charitable man and certainly a great actor. But we don't have to treat a natural event that will happen to us all as something taboo. Humor is also a coping mechinism and isn't always ment as an insult.
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Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
If you're talking about me, I was only kidding.