Creationist Museum
Posted on: November 6, 2008 - 12:12am
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Creationist Museum
Sorry if this has been posted before.
http://www.creationmuseum.org/
My favorite parts of the site:
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Biblical history is the key to understanding dinosaurs. Explore many of these amazing creatures along with fossilized dinosaur eggs, a triceratops skeleton casting and much more! Note: the dinosaur den is not handicapped accessible.
LOL --> It's not handicapped. Which represents the irony that if humans and dinosaurs ever coexist, we would be SEVERELY handicapped. As in gone.
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This walk through history is the centerpiece of the Creation Museum and features amazing scientific and biblical answers for the world we live in today.
Scientific...Biblical...pick one. You can't have both, sorry.
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This powerful presentation is the dramatic culmination to the museum’s walk through biblical history. Experience the story of God’s redemptive plan across the ages, from the beginning of time through the death, resurrection, and return of Jesus Christ, the Last Adam.
Oh geez...the kids are really looking forward to THIS one!
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Have you ever wondered where stories of dragons came from? Did dinosaurs ever live alongside people? Come into the Dragon Theater to uncover the truth about dinosaurs and dragon legends.
Oh....no....they didn't....
LMFAO!
*Our world is far more complex than the rigid structure we want to assign to it, and we will probably never fully understand it.*
"Those believers who are sophisticated enough to understand the paradox have found exciting ways to bend logic into pretzel shapes in order to defend the indefensible." - Hamby
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Correction to the first part: The Creation museum is not accessable to the physically handicapped. It is accessable to and specializes in the mentally handicapped.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
Wow, Adam is fucking a sheep in that photo. Has no one pointed that out to the museum owners yet?
Nah, they're just spooning.
Hmph. Of course Adam is white. A white sheepfucker. Or a white sheepspooner, depending on who you believe.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
No, the artist has quite clearly envisioned Adam giving it the old 'kneeling rifleman' looking for a smooth transition into the 'jack hammer' soon.
he looks sorta latino to me...or maybe filipino, if it wasn't for the beard...you know, i think there might be some navajo in there...
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson
Hey - it got lonely in that garden before rib-woman showed up.
There are no theists on operating tables.
Well, he has to be kneeling behind something. Dude was walking around with his cock out all the time, even after his lady showed up. I doubt that Adam had erections pre-Fall, however, so I'm guessing he isn't fucking the sheep. God had yet to invent the Welsh at that point in any case.
"The whole conception of God is a conception derived from ancient Oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men."
--Bertrand Russell