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Ball Cleavage
Posted on: November 17, 2008 - 11:14am
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Ball Cleavage
Why aren't we allowed to show our testicles in public again? Women are allowed to have cleavage...why can't I squeeze my nuts together to attract the ladies? Just saying...
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This has an analogy in a menstruation for example, I had read somewhere, that women were originally protected for their certain physical specifics, but later it degenerated into a discrimination and enslaving of women.
But if you're so eager, you can visit a nudistic beach, I heard it's very pleasant and civilized place. Of course the best ones are only with women or man and woman pairs allowed.
Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.
Unless you want to spend a stint at the iron bar Hilton squezing your nuts together for some guy named Bubba, I'd advise against it.
If you really feel the need to do that, join a swingers club.
In all seriousness though, it probably is as simple as math in terms of evolution. Males produce much more DNA samples in the form of sperm compaired to women who produce a limited number of eggs, throughout their lives compaired to male sperm.
So women can have the luxury of advertising which is much easyer, supply and demand, so to speak. There is not much demand on women's part to want to see men squeazing their nuts together.
Although lots of men find women who are sexually open(side note to fundies reading this, no one is suggesting irresponsible behaivor) very hot and impowering. I know I do, so while I empathize with you, the reality is most women don't want to see that.
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That's not something I want to see when I'm walking to the post office in the morning.
I don't know if the OP was serious or not, but: Is there really a reason to keep genitalia covered up in public? (Besides things like not wanting one's genitals to freeze off in winter and similar.) That's the question that's on the table. Now, get your goddamn balls off the fucking table, that's not hygienic!
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Did man invent the Shirt, the Cloak, or the Loincloth first?
And why? Because Ice Ages are FUCKING COLD
What Would Kharn Do?
Mine are hygienic. Hair is the enemy and bacteria is its friend.
Now, the undersides of breasts need constant washing. So much washing that assistance is often needed. No harsh washcloths either. Bare soapy hands with great care and tenderness applied; gently smoothing away the soap with very warm water. I've found the best way to clean a woman's under-breasts is to stand behind her in the shower pulling her close to me.
But I digress.
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That is fine and all that, but always ask permission first.
I don't remember what website it was, but there was a guy who had bouncing fun bags as his avatar. It was hard to focus on the substance of the post because I was distracted by them bouncing.
Al quida is fucking ass backwards because they don't have boobs on the web that they can jack off too and openly admit to it. If they would put down their guns, pick up their keyboards and spank their monkeys a bit, maybe they wouldn't be so angrey.
Jerking off is a stress reliever. Which reminds me, I have some business to take care of. BBL
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Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.
You sure know how to ruin a good thread with Weekly World News crap. Do you have a poster of Big Foot on your cealing that you pleasure yourself to?
I suppose Oswald was aided by little green men too.
The fact that we aided them against the Russians does not constitut OUR CIA saying, "Hey, after you take care of them, turn on us, we'll pay you to"
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Jerk.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Luminon, aka Buzzkill... this thread was totally hot and then not.
I haven't felt this much of a let down since the lesbian love thread fizzled out a few months ago.
Back on subject, why not dangle the jewels.
1. Cats might mistake them for swinging toys.
2. Dogs might mistake them for chew toys.
3. Colorblind goats might mistake them for prickly pear fruit.
4. Delusional new agers might mistake them for exposed alien brians.
5. ADHD children might mistake them for pinatas.
6. Near sighted timetravelling pickpockets might mistake them for coin purses.
7. A random RPGer might think they would make a nifty dice bag.
8. Frostbite.
9. Sunburn.
10. Mosquitoes.
11. No shielding against spilled hot drinks.
12. Dangling nut sacks are possibly the most grotesque sight to be found outside a modern art gallery.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Save a tree, eat a vegetarian.
Sometimes " The Majority " only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Would there be a reason to NOT have you genitalia covered?
I wonder if Bin Laden would do his videos naked? I think the big beard is compensating for something.
I wonder if I could get out of speeding tickets with female officers if I squeezed my nuts together and went "Something wrong, Officer?"
If you think spending the night in a cell and charges that potentially carry jail time is preferable to a speeding ticket, then maybe.
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This guy seems like he would find a group of school girls wave his penis at them and giggle.
Sunlight and oxygen are fantastic disinfectants, after all. (This is still not enough for an invitation to set them on the dinner table, boys.)
No one having to wonder about who's stuffin' thier pants with socks.
Guys no longer having to decide which pant leg it should dangle into.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
...even if you were allowed to show your wrinkly nut-sack...I am not sure there are many ladies that would find it attractive...
Slowly building a blog at ~
http://obsidianwords.wordpress.com/
.......don't knock it until you've tried it
Would you happen to have a means in which I can aquire a penis?
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reassignment_surgery
Cap'n here's a cheaper alternative if you can't afford the plane ticket to Thailand... the rest is up to you
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/ritter.asp
This cracked me up.
I'm not sure you want to be worrying about who else's vaginal secretions are all over the chair you're about to sit on. I mean, STD's & shit.. no thanks.
Falsies ?
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Just because I'm absolutely certain nobody wants to know this...
"Ball Cleavage", as the OP has defined it, is the result of the human fetus beginning as a female, no matter its chromosomal complement. The scrotum is derived from the very same anatomical feature that goes on to form the labia majora in females. The source of the cleft itself needs little further elucidation.
"The whole conception of God is a conception derived from ancient Oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men."
--Bertrand Russell
We may be atheists who value education, but some threads we like to let our hair down(NOT OUR PUBIC HAIR) And forget about life for a while and drag our knuckles through our freshmen high school memories. HELLO can anyone say "Fast Times" or "Revenge of The Nerds" Or "American Pie."
Most of us spend our time at the grindstone at mind numbing jobs while in our spare time fighting theocracy. This is our thread to escape reality for a second. All of us, unlike theists, will take note of your rightful contribution. But sometimes people like to party.
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I wasn't making a comment on the thread itself. I just figured I'd contribute in the only way I know how.
"The whole conception of God is a conception derived from ancient Oriental despotisms. It is a conception quite unworthy of free men."
--Bertrand Russell
MMMMMMM.... labia. Completely different body wash and motion.
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"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
It's below 50 degrees outside and that means more time indoors behind locked ones when little ones are gone for a little bit.
As the furnace kicks on it entails clothes being kicked off along with bright lights so that bright becomes an adjective for sexual wit.
Eh. I'm not very good at that form of poetry. Maybe another day when I am more 'inspired'.
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Well, you could always get a pair of truck nuts: http://www.truck-nuts.com/
As a bad experience in the weight room taught me, low-hanging fruit are a dangerous liability.
There are no theists on operating tables.
Story! Doomy wanna hear Story!
What Would Kharn Do?
I was using a dip belt, and the chain got a little too entangled with the goods. The attached weight didn't help matters.
I don't think my paternal prospects were affected, but I don't share the OP's outrage at having to keep it covered.
There are no theists on operating tables.
If it was ever allowed, there would need to be some restrictions. Like mandatory ball-hairnets, or mandatory weekly shaves or something. Some people shed ...alot... I mean like "clogging my damn shower drain" alot.
I would invest in Schick.
I use Bic.
If they shed then they definitely need to take more showers than just once a week.
Could you imagine the innovation if razor companies and waxing salons were suddenly allowed to air commercials of scrotum shaving?
Get some of the Miss Clairol girls to shave a man's nuts and you'd sell a billion razors a month.
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Most guys want to keep anything razor sharp as far away from that particular part of the anatomy as humanly possible. At least I do.
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When indulging in scrotal grooming I like to employ the G. Gordon Liddy method....I light a candle and use the flame to singe the hairs off.
Holy crap, why haven't I thought of this before? combining of my 2 great loves; pyromania and cleanliness.
When god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD 1 Thessalonians 5:21
<My art> <not my art><MS>
I recommend practicing on your head, or armhair first
a mistake with fire is just as costly as a mistake with a straight-edge
What Would Kharn Do?
Well if it's not gay unless balls are touching, squeezing your testicles together in public would most definitely send the wrong message in my case.
Of course I always keep mine in separate rooms just to be safe.
oh hai