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I think it's best for me to leave

I think this a good course of action for me.

 

Quite frankly, a lot of posts here just infuriate me, I'm just obsessive about this site, trying to lash out at people, I just get so frustrated. I suppose the blame isn't entirely on you guys as I do get too emotional because of that frustration, but still.

 

So for my sanity, I will log out and change the password to something I won't remember and do the same with my email, so I won't come back.

 

 

So bye I guess, I will be reading/learning so don't worry about me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Bye bye Cappy. Have some fun!

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If you're too emotional and

If you're too emotional and you just realized it, I congratulate you sincerily. Regardless if you will leave, keep this in mind and don't forget that the uncontrolled emotionality caused you these problems. You are not your emotions, just take a control and a responsibility for them and your life will be better. (It's called emotional intelligence and people with it have a better life and jobs)

It has been said by someone, the greatest favor we can do to the people around is to spare them of our emotions. I believe it was meant to control the emotions, not to avoid the people.

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Cpt-You need to do what will

Cpt-

You need to do what will make you happy, of course that is the most important thing! You will be missed and please know, many in this community have gone through something similar (publicly and not)

I hope you find your peace, it is good to know you will continue to read/learn.

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Capt,I, for one, will miss

Capt,

I, for one, will miss your posts. I'm sorry some posts have frustrated and annoyed you to the point you wish to leave. However: good luck, and have fun.

I doubt you'll see this, as you've probably already gone, but I thought I wanted to say it anyway.

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Peace, Cap'n. Don't let the

Peace, Cap'n.

 

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Captain,I know you and I

Captain,

I know you and I have had our verbal tussles, but I sincerly hope you have always understood that it is not about you, but merely the claims you have made.

In any case, it is good to get away and calm down so you don't burn yourself out. I do hope after a respite you will consider coming back.

 

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Bye, Cpt.  I wish you

Bye, Cpt.  I wish you nothing but the best.


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cya capt. will miss seeing

cya capt.

will miss seeing that picture of sailor moon popping up in topics and will miss your incites no matter how much i may not agree with some.  Hope your paths take you to a brighter future and a brighter tomorrow.


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You'll be missed Sergeant... I mean... uh... Captain.


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I just hope that this forum has helped give you an appreciation for Boobs & Booze.


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Nothing wrong with dropping

Nothing wrong with dropping back ten and punting to stay sane. I've done it myself a few times.

Wish you didn't feel like it had to be permanent - it's been fun.

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Captain, if you change your mind I can make sure you get back on.  Just let us know, and all the best to you on your journey.

 

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 As someone who has

 As someone who has aggravated you and infuriated you repeatedly, I sincerely hope you get a handle on your emotions one day.  I also hope one day you realize that most of us who got you so mad were trying to help.

 

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I too wish you well, Capt.I

I too wish you well, Capt.

I hope you realize the genuine concern behind our attempts to help you see why you provoked the reactions you did.

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Everyone else is being nice.

Everyone else is being nice. Hmmm.

Essentially, you came here presenting the argument that belief in god wasn't harmful. Just two weeks ago, we saw the same thing. Obviously, your time here did nothing to sway either side of the debate.

 

Many people have posted in response to your posts. Some of those people are now gone. Some of those people were just as (or more) infuriated by your posts as you claim to have been in regards to theirs. We could probably attribute their leaving the site because of your posts to them. I would/will have to go back and read.

Leaving because of those 'infuriated' emotions doesn't seem to be very rational at all. One would think that a rational approach would be to seek an alternate opinion concerning whether or not you should be frustrated/infuriated by posts on these forums.

Soooo, in conclusion...

See you later.

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Hambydammit wrote: As

Hambydammit wrote:

 As someone who has aggravated you and infuriated you repeatedly, I sincerely hope you get a handle on your emotions one day.  I also hope one day you realize that most of us who got you so mad were trying to help.

 

I always warn people to know the difference between the separate issue of them(personally) and the separate issue of the claims they make. That is a tough pill for many theists to swallow when they come here and some have a hard time sticking around.

BUT, as you said, we don't do this out of hate. We do it because we are trying to help humanity ween itself off of fictional security blankets that dont exist, much like a child eventually learns that Santa is not real.

It is a form of tough love. We merely see humanity clinging to a past purely for emotional reasons and not factual reasons. If humanity can survive without believing in Isis or Thor, it can and will survive without belief in Allah or Jesus. If humanity can survive without believing that the earth is flat, it can do fine without believing in ghost sperm or zombie bodies rising from the dead.

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Brian37 wrote:Hambydammit

Brian37 wrote:

Hambydammit wrote:

 As someone who has aggravated you and infuriated you repeatedly, I sincerely hope you get a handle on your emotions one day.  I also hope one day you realize that most of us who got you so mad were trying to help.

 

I always warn people to know the difference between the separate issue of them(personally) and the separate issue of the claims they make. That is a tough pill for many theists to swallow when they come here and some have a hard time sticking around.

BUT, as you said, we don't do this out of hate. We do it because we are trying to help humanity ween itself off of fictional security blankets that dont exist, much like a child eventually learns that Santa is not real.

It is a form of tough love. We merely see humanity clinging to a past purely for emotional reasons and not factual reasons. If humanity can survive without believing in Isis or Thor, it can and will survive without belief in Allah or Jesus. If humanity can survive without believing that the earth is flat, it can do fine without believing in ghost sperm or zombie bodies rising from the dead.

 

Theists warn us about hell all of the time because they are caring as well. The converse of your argument negates the idea of a possible altruistic motive for atheist activism. We're in it to win it.

Genuine human empathy would mean that every individual homo sapiens would care about one another without regard to their ideological viewpoints.

Cpt.Pineapple's assertion was that we as a species already performed in this manner.

Despite a mountain of evidence that it is the -ism that makes the -ist do what they do, the Cpt. maintained this stance. We see it every day in the newspaper or other media.

This ideology was one of maintaining false hope for those who need there to be a first cause in the intangible dreamland.

Thus the reason that eliminating the ideology(-ism) fixes the problems with the -ist and not the other way around. The good captain was never going to allow that to be the case.

 

 

 

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 RRS: Now with 99% less

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.


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Archeopteryx wrote: RRS:

Archeopteryx wrote:

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.

 

ROFLMAO

The gateway drug to hentai tentacle rape porn.

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Maybe I need to get back to

Maybe I need to get back to the hentai game. I was playing that Bible Black one and lost. Last result my best friend (the cute chick that wakes you up every day in the game) raped me because she was pissed I screwed the rich girl and I wound up a sex slave to the women running the local Coven.

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darth_josh wrote:

Archeopteryx wrote:

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.

 

ROFLMAO

The gateway drug to hentai tentacle rape porn.

haha!! Speak for yourself, I like tentacle rape hentai. TMI ??


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darth_josh wrote:

Archeopteryx wrote:

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.

 

ROFLMAO

The gateway drug to hentai tentacle rape porn.

 

That shit is hawt. Srsly. Makes me wish I had 39 tentacle-length penises to hold a girl down with while a I nailed her with the other three. I'm turning myself on just thinking about it.

 

I actually was just thinking of Hentai Tentacle rape in the store yesterday when I saw this DVD cover:

 

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darth_josh wrote: This is a

darth_josh wrote:


 

This is a surprisingly fun movie. The bathtub scene is actually well-done. There's a little bit of tentacle rape, but nothing very hawt at all, so that might be a drawback. It's more like Tremors than Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but there's quite a bit of IotBS, too.

Aaaaanyway, it stars Nathan Fillion in a non-Firefly role, so that's good.

Highly recommended.

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Archeopteryx wrote:

 

darth_josh wrote:

Archeopteryx wrote:

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.

 

ROFLMAO

The gateway drug to hentai tentacle rape porn.

 

That shit is hawt. Srsly. Makes me wish I had 39 tentacle-length penises to hold a girl down with while a I nailed her with the other three. I'm turning myself on just thinking about it.

 

I actually was just thinking of Hentai Tentacle rape in the store yesterday when I saw this DVD cover:

 

ah, this reminds me of my first experience with tentancle rape: the classic 1987 anime film wicked city.  i was 15 years-old, and the scene where the monster crams one of his tentacles straight down makie's throat, suspiciously reminding one of a very deep blowjob, complete with saliva flying out the the sides of her mouth and gagging noises, made my teenage hormones deliciously confused.  seriously, it was a life-altering experience.  thank you, japan, for teaching us all how to be fucked up, and i mean that sincerely.

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darth_josh wrote:

Archeopteryx wrote:

 

RRS: Now with 99% less Sailor Moon.

 

ROFLMAO

The gateway drug to hentai tentacle rape porn.

haha!! Speak for yourself, I like tentacle rape hentai. TMI ??

ansolutely not, dear lady.  on the contrary, TLI.  please, do elaborate.

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This is becoming one of my

This is becoming one of my favorite thread derailings of all time.

 


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Archeopteryx wrote:This is

Archeopteryx wrote:

This is becoming one of my favorite thread derailings of all time.

 

 

Damn.

You noticed.

I think we just verified another forum hypothesis. The Hentai Law much like Godwin's Law applies to internet forums in that the mere random mention of hentai tentacle rape porn can derail even the most somber of threads. lol.

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Derailment or not...I

Derailment or not...I learned something new! I had never heard of hentai tentacle rape porn.

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Derailment or not...I learned something new! I had never heard of hentai tentacle rape porn.

RRS, always educating!

Smiling

Oh the humanity!

We have corrupted yet another! lol.

I think we owe it to the Cpt. to bump this thread periodically much in the same way we revisit old 'You Responds' when new members come in.

Renee, as long as we have your attention with hentai, I'd like to introduce you to another japanese inspired word: 'bukakke'

For your googling pleasure perhaps.

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This begs the question--Is

This begs the question--Is there such a thing as gay hentai tentacle rape porn?  From my limited experience with the stuff (I remember a club owner in SC who ran hentai movies on a loop at rock shows rather than pay for cable--giant spider came out of a woman's vagina once, nightmares for weeks afterwards), it's always girls, but I can only guess the fetish crosses orientation lines somewhere.

Extra points for someone answering the question thusly:

"Oh, dude!  Tentacles holding down and raping a guy?  That's just gross!"

 

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DamnDirtyApe, there is.  I

DamnDirtyApe, there is.  I guarantee you that there is.  You could search for it yourself, but I'll save your eyes by ensuring you that there is.  ...and worse.

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Thomathy wrote:DamnDirtyApe,

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DamnDirtyApe, there is.  I guarantee you that there is.  You could search for it yourself, but I'll save your eyes by ensuring you that there is.  ...and worse.

Thanks, Thom.  My suspicions are confirmed and I can sleep quietly once again.

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Yes, you can sleep quietly perhaps.


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darth_josh wrote:Renee, as

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Renee, as long as we have your attention with hentai, I'd like to introduce you to another japanese inspired word: 'bukakke'

For your googling pleasure perhaps.

 

Haha, I was out to lunch with friends a few months ago and one of the girls accidentally smeared vanilla ice cream all over her face. I thought I was going to be clever and said, "You look like a bukkake film."

She replied, "What's that?"

Seven pairs of eyeballs were looking at me inquisitively as she tasted the ice cream from her face.

 

Awkwaaaard.....

 

It's one of those things that you want to be able to reference but you don't want to have to explain. Solving these problems is the greatest service Google has provided us.

 

 

 

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Archeopteryx wrote:

darth_josh wrote:

Renee, as long as we have your attention with hentai, I'd like to introduce you to another japanese inspired word: 'bukakke'

For your googling pleasure perhaps.

 

Haha, I was out to lunch with friends a few months ago and one of the girls accidentally smeared vanilla ice cream all over her face. I thought I was going to be clever and said, "You look like a bukkake film."

She replied, "What's that?"

Seven pairs of eyeballs were looking at me inquisitively as she tasted the ice cream from her face.

 

Awkwaaaard.....

 

It's one of those things that you want to be able to reference but you don't want to have to explain. Solving these problems is the greatest service Google has provided us.

 

Of course, it has the triple threat of appeal. The -ee, the -er, and the spectator. Hentai only has the spectator imagining themselves as the -ee or the -er. lol.

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 Ok... you guys know I

 Ok... you guys know I really try to look at human sexuality as objectively as possible, but I'm going to tell you... bukkake looks like a gay porn where somebody accidentally let in a little Japanese girl.  Somehow, the presence of an almost-anime face beneath two pounds of cum doesn't make it any less relevant to me that twelve guys just stood in a circle and jerked off together.

[EDIT: At least in a gangbang, it's a bunch of guys fucking a girl.  That is straight sex, even if there are a bunch of guys with hardons standing around looking at each other.  (Still not my thing, mind you, but I can't think of how it's not straight sex)]

[EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with circle jerk videos that happen to have a girl in them... but dude... if it's about power?!  Fuck that... if I need ten other guys to have power over a woman, fuck that.]

 

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Yeah, that's gross. Actually

Yeah, that's gross. Actually I find a lot of porn gross - I don't want to see some guy whacking off or shooting his load. I also think it's gross when they spit on each other or the toy (is lube that hard to get? )

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MattShizzle wrote:Yeah,

MattShizzle wrote:

Yeah, that's gross. Actually I find a lot of porn gross - I don't want to see some guy whacking off or shooting his load. I also think it's gross when they spit on each other or the toy (is lube that hard to get? )

Oh, Matt!


 

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MattShizzle wrote:Yeah,

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Yeah, that's gross. Actually I find a lot of porn gross - I don't want to see some guy whacking off or shooting his load. I also think it's gross when they spit on each other or the toy (is lube that hard to get? )

One day I hope you get the answer to that question for yourself.

 

 

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Ok... you guys know I really try to look at human sexuality as objectively as possible, but I'm going to tell you... bukkake looks like a gay porn where somebody accidentally let in a little Japanese girl.  Somehow, the presence of an almost-anime face beneath two pounds of cum doesn't make it any less relevant to me that twelve guys just stood in a circle and jerked off together.

Easy fix. Stop watching the guys. lol.


 

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Hambydammit wrote: Ok...

Hambydammit wrote:

 Ok... you guys know I really try to look at human sexuality as objectively as possible, but I'm going to tell you... bukkake looks like a gay porn where somebody accidentally let in a little Japanese girl.  Somehow, the presence of an almost-anime face beneath two pounds of cum doesn't make it any less relevant to me that twelve guys just stood in a circle and jerked off together.

 

I never said that I am a watcher of bukkake films, although I obviously watched at least one to discover what they even were. They definitely don't do it for me, but the idea is simultaneously kinda gross and kinda silly, so it makes a good reference when you want to be crude.

I don't watch bestiality either, but that doesn't stop me from making a well-placed  bestiality joke every now and then. =P

 

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You know, now that we're talking about bukkake in a thread addressing the departed Captain, would it be overly vile to suggest we raise a toast?

Get it?

 

 

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Hambydammit wrote:

 Ok... you guys know I really try to look at human sexuality as objectively as possible, but I'm going to tell you... bukkake looks like a gay porn where somebody accidentally let in a little Japanese girl.  Somehow, the presence of an almost-anime face beneath two pounds of cum doesn't make it any less relevant to me that twelve guys just stood in a circle and jerked off together.

 

I never said that I am a watcher of bukkake films, although I obviously watched at least one to discover what they even were. They definitely don't do it for me, but the idea is simultaneously kinda gross and kinda silly, so it makes a good reference when you want to be crude.

I don't watch bestiality either, but that doesn't stop me from making a well-placed  bestiality joke every now and then. =P

 

Crude?

Dude, this is important stuff. If we never mentioned it then it might go away and then what?

Oh the humanity!

Besides, one thing might lead to the next great discovery...

like bestiality bukkake?

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Not to interfere with the tenticale rape, but I have decided to return, but to cut down on the time I spend/post here. Maybe that will help, or maybe not who knows, but I think that will perhaps help.

 

Anyway if you can just change the account e-mail to purplemouse at hotmail.com I'll take it from there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Cpt_pineapple1 wrote:

Not to interfere with the tenticale rape, but I have decided to return, but to cut down on the time I spend/post here. Maybe that will help, or maybe not who knows, but I think that will perhaps help.

 

Anyway if you can just change the account e-mail to **********@.*****com I'll take it from there.

 

I just sent an email to pineapple to verify this post.  I've also deleted the actual email addy.

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Cpt_pineapple1 wrote:

Not to interfere with the tenticale rape, but I have decided to return, but to cut down on the time I spend/post here. Maybe that will help, or maybe not who knows, but I think that will perhaps help.

 

Anyway if you can just change the account e-mail to **********@.*****com I'll take it from there.

 

I just sent an email to pineapple to verify this post.  I've also deleted the actual email addy.

 

 

Yeah, I got it and replied, haven't heard anything back though. I guess I'll wait for the Christmas show.