LoL @ NCC @ Here
Posted on: January 5, 2009 - 1:36am
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LoL @ NCC @ Here
Courtesy of Mr804. Just wanted to share his great find with the rest of you:
Watch & rage at this original video first...
...Then heal your mental wounds with this dubbed version:
Quote:
"Natasha has just come up to the window from the courtyard and opened it wider so that the air may enter more freely into my room. I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full."
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
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I LOL'd Thanks for that. It's a gem.
Hehehe. Yes, the second video was a vast improvement. =^_^=
It's true, however, that cursing/cussing does get in the way of communication.
Why?
Because there's always some absurdly over-sensitive twit who will clog up the works by telling you you shouldn't curse.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
I believe you meant to say:
Because there's always some absurdly over-sensitive twat who will clog up the works by telling you you shouldn't curse.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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There's a local joke from the communistic era: ( freely translated)
A group of miners did the mining plan on 200%, and as a sign of gratitude and honor, they were invited to meet with the socialistic working class president, Antonin Novotny. The chief of miners had an appointment with president's secretary, who asked him to try his speech to the president first.
"Good-day mr. president. We're the miners from Ostrava, who mined so much of the fuckin' coal, that we did the plan on fuckin' 200 percent. So we could come to the fuckin' Prague, to have a fuckin' appointment with you, the president of fuckin' Czechoslovakia."
"I'm afraid we can't let you speak there like that," the secretary said. "I know it will be diffcult for you to change your lifetime Ostravian habit, but try to say always 'fudging', instead of 'fucking', otherwise I can't let you meet with the head of state." The miner chief agreed, and later he and his group met with the president. The miner chief spoke:
"Good-day mr. president. We're the miners from Ostrava, who mined so much of the fudgin' coal, that we did the plan on fudgin' 200 percent. So we could come to the fudgin' Prague, to have a fudgin' appointment with you, the president of fudgin' Czechoslovakia."
The president said: "What's the fuck the fudging means?"
Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
First, I'd like to say that I'm not going to forgive you for taking those six minutes of my life from me.
Second, I decided a couple of years ago that we need a new right of passage into adulthood in America. The way I see it, everybody needs to stand in a circle, drop trou, curse at each other and point and laugh at each others' privates. Then, tea and cookies. (With trou un-dropped... you know... health regs) Then everybody would see that neither penises nor vaginas nor curse words are anything to be scared of.
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the bigger question is: would you really want to "hang' with those people? Reminds me of a time when I was at a bar and some idiot brought his kid in and got bent because me and my friend were dropping the F-bomb.
I'm like "WTF dude, you bought your kid to a bar."
This sounds strangely like a party I went to one time...
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Renee, ever seen the movie "The Ice Storm"?
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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No I have not but thanks to IMDb I have this to go on: "...adultery, sexual experimentation, drug use and petty crimes..." Would you recommend it?
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What more do you need?!
I second this, mostly because i want to have the free tea afterwords :P but what type of cookies would be supplied?
Actually, I'd recommend it, but not because of the adultery or sexual experimentation. The Thanksgiving prayer by Christina Ricci is classic. Not to be missed.
The sex and stuff is thought provoking if you've never explored your sexuality but... um... been there, done that.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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