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Formal Apology
Posted on: January 12, 2009 - 8:03pm
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Formal Apology
I was recently told by a friend of mine that I am offensive to theist. So I have issued a formal apology. Formal Apology After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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And here is my formal reply to the same suggestion of offense.
I like that site. I was using stumble when I found it. I sent that Christan girl I mentioned in another post a Friends with Benefits requisition form. Seriously.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I'd like to apologize for the above apology. This thread is indeed not a satirical reply to alleged offenses to a theist but in fact about Pleasures of the Dance: A Collection of Norwegian Carpenter songs compiled by Oscar Tritt:
The Norwegian waltz is "The Trondheim Hammer Dance", which is held every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim, in which the old ladies are struck about the head with round sticks of clerdowl.
We apologise for that short extract from the "Pleasures of the Dance" which appeared on this thread of "Spike's Formal Apology" owing to some administrative error which resulted in the previous apology. The rest of this thread is now totally taken up with "Spike's Formal Apology"!!!!!!
There is trouble at the mill!!!
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I think you're actually better off using this form (note: pdf file).
Something of my choosing?