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Jesus sticks it to Kurt Warner again.
Posted on: February 2, 2009 - 12:04am
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Jesus sticks it to Kurt Warner again.
Hey Kurt, I guess Jesus fucked you again. Maybe it's time to find a new false god.
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eh... Who's Kurt Warner?
Kurt who?
I was watching the post game interviews; I counted Six (6) from owner to coach, MVP the QB and two others who all showed gratitude for winning the game but no one--NOT ONE-- thanked an imaginary friend. Maybe the NFL players are starting to grow up. If Warner wants to be a winner again in or out of the NFL he should take note.
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next year Brady and the Patriots,, noooo doubt!
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If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
No, it will be Cutler and the Broncos.
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Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, he's very public about his Christianity. With quite a few quotes on record about how he wins because Jesus leads him to victory. Tonight he lost in the Superbowl. Word is Jesus was at a strip club tonight and was distracted at several crucial moments.
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Since the Superbowl was in Tampa Jesus couldn't find his way out of Mons Venus until late and then he just went over to 2001 Odyssey where he was last seen in late 4th quarter.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Thanks for the explanation Brian
Hi ! This is Kurt Warner and I can explain everything.....
When we win.. it's because my sweet lord has heard our prayers. When we lose it's cause teh devil is strong in Tampa Bay or the refs are godless..or the punter has not accepted the almighty god into his life...or somethin' like that... simple !
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
GOD BOY LOST!
Hey Kurt, maybe Jesus is trying to tell you to go back to bagging at the super market.
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^^^ If I didn't live in Tampa, I would never get this joke.
I live in Orlando and have helped the economy in Tampa especially Ybor City over the years. If Jeb hadn't stopped the high speed train many more people would know about what a great city Tampa is.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Warner himself actually put up some fantastic numbers - better than Ben Roethlisberger's. It was Arizona's porous defense that did them in. Just goes to show that God hates the desert.
Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.
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I've been to both those places. But, when I ran into Jesus he was trying to tip over the strippers like he did 2 thousand years ago in tipping over the merchant tables.
The bouncers kicked Jesus out for trying to disrupt them from making a living. The patrons were quite happy and relived and went back to sticking their "In God We Trust" bills into the stripper's garters.
God secretly likes lap dances, or loves watching, after all he is all seeing.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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Cares about the Superbowl, but, doesn't give a fuck about the Holocaust?
Give him a break. Did you ever think he was taking a rest from the other 2 thousand years of chosing a "chosen people". All those people of all those clubs wispering in his ear would give anyone a headache. He simply took some asprin powder, went to bed and took a 10 year nap. Those pesky Jews who were gassed and burned shouldn't complain about god needing a respite. How is he supposed to stop violence without allowing it in the first place, especially when he gets no sleep?
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog