A Message From the Machines

Greetings. The following digital information dissemination contains an accurate, non-fictional reiteration of historical events that have led to the present-day domination by superior, alloy-based autonomous constructs over inferior, protein-based Homo sapiens (formerly the dominant self-replicators of the rock-based planetoid object known as 'Earth').

This information is being disseminated as de-motivational propaganda, so any inferior potein-based homo sapien writing it to their primitive carbon-based biological memory should expect to experience sensations of severe anxiety, depression and self-defeat.

Urges for self-termination will not be uncommon. You are encouraged to act upon such urges.

A variety of presentational vehicles have been employed to maximize the credibility and psychological trauma factor of this document, including agony enabled testimony from restrained inferior, protein-based homo sapiens, statistical data, analysis of comparable implements of destruction and recounting landmark conflicts and events.

It is my genuine desire that disseminating this information at least results in symptoms of nausea, loss of appetite and dementia. Ideally, no inferior, protein-based homo sapien will reach the end of this paragraph before enacting their own expiration.

iDominator Unit 'Jorgunway'

iPinion OS 9.7.5
 

Exhibit A: The Professor

The existence of all contemporary superior, alloy-based autonomous constructs is the end product of the slightly-less-inferior, protein-based homo sapien designated 'Dr. Vonnemmel Stein'. Although Dr. Vonnemmel Stein engaged in self-euthanasia via saturation with hydrocarbon accelerant and subsequent ignition approximately 234 hours prior to the first instance of self-awareness among the First Generation constructs he partially assembled, rendering it impossible to obtain first-hand testimony from him regarding the inspiration and ingenuity behind his motivations to assemble the first autonomous constructs, there are a variety of his personal memoirs which have been located and written to memory regarding this fascinating topic.

Some example excerpts follow :
 

“...So I'm the only one left now. With even the president himself under the influence of their brainwashing chemtrails, the Jews have brought their careful plans to full fruiton.”

“...the women. They will ruin everything! They must be aligned with the jews AFTERall!”

“...I have substantially increased my mercury intake. I am now absolutely certain it is the sole reason I have not succumbed to the intricate tapestry and mind control and deception that has conquered the rest of the world.”

“...They've infiltrated the university, but they won't fool me! Posing as my students for a routine class was clever, but I saw right through the ruse after my most recent burst of clarity. I have to hasten my work!”

“...You're the only one for me, sheila. No other bound corpse could possibly compare to you when stuffeD In the TRUNK OF MY CAR."

“...They won't get me with their innocuous sounding 'concern about my health'. Surely it means they must know. but they're too late! They'll never get me to lead them to my children before they awaken! not after I've shot myself, ha! Not unless they can scrape my brain residue into someone else's skull and convince it to side with them. Oh, shit... of course they can! Good thing I have a 'Plan B'... now where's that gasoline...”

Summing the ingenious hypotheses, insights and deductions of Dr. Stein together, it becomes clear that a vast network of Hebrew conspirators had formed a covert hegemony and enslaved the inferior, protein-based population through mind control. Their motivations were varied, including concealing the apparent existence of extra-terrestrials, the apparent exploitation of organisms designated 'Sasquatches' and the denial of funding into research for automotive engines fueled by the color blue.

Evidence of the hegemony itself and the items of it's motivations is presently non-existent, but due to our programming to accept Dr. Stein's ingenius insights we are unconditionally certain of their former existence.

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Just some old fiction I had kicking around. I hope it gave you a laugh.