Sexy sermons & great sex billboards

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Sexy sermons & great sex billboards

 My northern neighbors in Alabama are in an uproar over billboards put up in the rural area around Good Hope, Alabama by the local church. The billboards read, "Great Sex: God's Way" and are part of a campaign by Daystar a local Church of God to promote sermons that advocate that sex is only appropriate between a man and a woman in a heterosexual marriage. The message in the sermons is that everything else even sexual arousal is a sin.

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No wonder Palin's kid got knocked up.

 

 

 

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     A young couple with children found their once active sex life dwindled down to Saterday mornings, the man wanted Sundays as well but his religious wife refused to have sex before mass,  and after mass the kids are awake so  it wont happen then.  

     The husband was frustrated but finnaly got his wife to agree to ask the priest. So they asked "Father is it okay to have sex before mass on Sunday?"  The priest said Yes but on two conditions,  One that your are legally married in the eyes of god and the Roman Catholic Church and Two;  you don't block the aisles, it's a fire regulation.

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Christian sex article

And, there is much more...

 

 

Such as:

article wrote:

 

 

Why Most Sex Books Are Useless For Christian Couples...

Most secular sex books are filled with pornographic pictures and/or suggestions. More importantly, they don't factor God "into the mix." They treat sex as if it is just another bodily function...not the soul-bonding experience that God intended.

 

Most Christian sex books are not technical enough. They don't understand or include the latest scientific and sexual research into their advice.

They don't provide you with the EXACT, STEP-BY-STEP techniques you really need!



You need advice that is both Scripturally sound...
 AND 'technically' correct...
this is exactly what you'll find in my book...

 

Since most Christians may have never seen a naked human body before clearly they need an instruction book so they know where to put part a into part b. They clearly can't have pono pics showing them anything either as that might cause lust for someone other than their spouse.

 

 

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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me

"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.


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 article wrote:     Why

 

article wrote:

 

 

Why Most Sex Books Are Useless For Christian Couples...

Most secular sex books are filled with pornographic pictures and/or suggestions. More importantly, they don't factor God "into the mix." They treat sex as if it is just another bodily function...not the soul-bonding experience that God intended.

 

 

 "they don't factor God "into the mix.""

I know it's immature but I just had a mental image of a 3 some with god. Or mabe he just likes to watch.