Sexy sermons & great sex billboards
My northern neighbors in Alabama are in an uproar over billboards put up in the rural area around Good Hope, Alabama by the local church. The billboards read, "Great Sex: God's Way" and are part of a campaign by Daystar a local Church of God to promote sermons that advocate that sex is only appropriate between a man and a woman in a heterosexual marriage. The message in the sermons is that everything else even sexual arousal is a sin.
No wonder Palin's kid got knocked up.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
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A young couple with children found their once active sex life dwindled down to Saterday mornings, the man wanted Sundays as well but his religious wife refused to have sex before mass, and after mass the kids are awake so it wont happen then.
The husband was frustrated but finnaly got his wife to agree to ask the priest. So they asked "Father is it okay to have sex before mass on Sunday?" The priest said Yes but on two conditions, One that your are legally married in the eyes of god and the Roman Catholic Church and Two; you don't block the aisles, it's a fire regulation.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Christian sex article
Such as:
Since most Christians may have never seen a naked human body before clearly they need an instruction book so they know where to put part a into part b. They clearly can't have pono pics showing them anything either as that might cause lust for someone other than their spouse.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
"they don't factor God "into the mix.""
I know it's immature but I just had a mental image of a 3 some with god. Or mabe he just likes to watch.