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April Fools!
Posted on: March 31, 2009 - 11:58pm
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April Fools!
Yay, I am now an atheist and also I'm going to work at a strip club for sometime until I can find a new apartment big enough to fit my bondage dungeon.
Wait am I duing it rite?
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Needs more BBQed kittens.
Needs more BBQed kittens.
Needs moar...
Is it just me, or are you sexually repressed?
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Wait. Doesn't everyone already HAVE a bondage dungeon???
OMnoG!!!
I just found a way to spend the Stimulus Money!!!
Solar-powered electrical torture devices with high-efficiency rheostats.
I'm drawing up the business plan this moment!
Electricity for everyone just took on a whole new meaning.
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Now that you are an atheist, we need to let you in on the Evil Athiest Conspiracy. BDSM is a good start, but you'll have to do a lot more than just that now that you are an atheist.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
Signature ? How ?
I fell for one of these last year..don't think it was Pineapple though. Nice try here but somehow I'm not convinced..
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
I love you all... Kittens are cute... and humanity deserves a second chance...
I WINZ!
What Would Kharn Do?
Well, your suddenly getting into B&D is about as likely as my embracing the Kyoto protocol.
Now if you had said that you went to dinner last night and a couple of glasses of wine ended up being quite a bit of wine and some stuff just happened between you and whomever you were out with...
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I have recently won the lottery, I have decided to donate it all the catholic church and the christian science church, I believe that they are on the right track in proving Intelligent design, and wish to help them as much as possible, as well help the catholic church with it's money problems since they have had all these defaming law suits regarding the priests and molestations charges, although they were never really proven and those people are liars. Since my atheism is still compatible to ID theory, as evolution is being debunked every day I can no longer believe it as the correct theory. With that said I have planned to use a bit of the money to buy the RRS out and shut it down......how's that for april's fool
You going to pay me a royalty for mentioning BBQed kittens? I also have a fee for mentioning farting Lamborgini's out of one's ass.
But as far as Capt:
Pinny, the best April Fools joke I saw online was a thread on the Atheist Network started by a poster called Pennycentury. She had made a long and elaborate and CONVINCING post about how she had found god. It took me a while to get it when I realized what day it was posted. BUT, I did not spoil the prank when I got it. It literally fooled dozens of readers and went on for a week.
I couldn't have pulled that off the way she did.
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I remember now, it was jmmm. He had alot of people here believing he had become an atheist, even after the date was pointed out
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
I have always given you appropriate credit for use of Lamborghini's.
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I was under the impression your copyrights extended to Lamborgini's, spirit sperm, and rigor mortis reversing itself. If you insist on pursuing this BBQed kittens claim, my lawyers will be contacting you.
Yeah last year it was jmm
http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/13338
I was going to do something similar but didn't want to be a copy-cat