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Just a rant about nothing in particular~enjoy :-)

 

Do you guys remember the "baby on board" car accessories that made their debut in the 1980's ?



I don't see those much anymore however, I have been noticing another obnoxious replacement

 

Now, these stickers are not hurting me in any way ~ I am just annoyed by them. 

I found this vehicle decided to add their own flair to their family stickers with the addition of a bumper sticker

 

And in case you cant read the sticker it reads " Children are a Gift from God"

Most of you know I don't have kids and don't plan on having them. However I am quite certain that I wouldn't place these stickers on my car or truck if I did.

Maybe I am jealous of the success the creator of these stickers must be having ~ early retirement I will guess  Smiling

 


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Something about the "baby on

Something about the "baby on board" stickers always struck me as kind of odd.  Is it an alert that because its vehicle is carring a baby that said vehicle should get special treatment?  If so, is road rage, drunk driving, driving with a full bladder, driving sleepy, et all acceptable in the vicinity of non baby carrying vehicles?

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hazindu wrote:Something

hazindu wrote:

Something about the "baby on board" stickers always struck me as kind of odd.  Is it an alert that because its vehicle is carring a baby that said vehicle should get special treatment?  If so, is road rage, drunk driving, driving with a full bladder, driving sleepy, et all acceptable in the vicinity of non baby carrying vehicles?

And what if Mom takes the car while Dad is at home with Baby, and Mom gets in an accident? Are the paramedics and other emergency personnel just supposed to keep looking for a baby because there's a stupid yellow square?

Babies are not miracles.

Bill Hicks wrote:

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. "Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle." Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk at a movie theater.

If it were a miracle then not every nine months any yin yang in the world could drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on the planet. And in case you have not checked the single mom statistics lately the miracle is spreading like wildfire. Hallujeh.

Trailer parks all over America filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk. "Look at all my little miracles. Filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Look at them"

"You know what would be a little miracle? If I could remember your daddy's name. I guess I'll have to call you Trucker Jr. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water head miracle baby child." Thunk. "There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Jr." Thunk. "Here's your other brother." Thunk. "Here's your other brother, Will Work For Food Jr."

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 Awh... how come 804s

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The Doomed Soul wrote:

The Doomed Soul wrote:

 Awh... how come 804s avatar can defy the laws of programming but mine cant? -_-

You should have chosen Tyranids. They wouldn't let a stupid border get in their collective way.

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Most of you know I don't have kids and don't plan on having them. However I am quite certain that I wouldn't place these stickers on my car or truck if I did.

That's one of the problems with the world. The retard fucks have 5-15 kids and the intelligent people have 0-2 kid(s). We've been out bread for who knows how long now.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again. If it were up to me, a person would be allowed 1 biological offspring (both parents would claim the same child, so it would work out to 1 per pair of people). If they want more they can adopt.

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hazindu wrote:Something

hazindu wrote:

Something about the "baby on board" stickers always struck me as kind of odd.  Is it an alert that because its vehicle is carring a baby that said vehicle should get special treatment?  If so, is road rage, drunk driving, driving with a full bladder, driving sleepy, et all acceptable in the vicinity of non baby carrying vehicles?

Hahaha~I will have to look the history of the sign up  Smiling

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nigelTheBold wrote:hazindu

nigelTheBold wrote:

hazindu wrote:

Something about the "baby on board" stickers always struck me as kind of odd.  Is it an alert that because its vehicle is carring a baby that said vehicle should get special treatment?  If so, is road rage, drunk driving, driving with a full bladder, driving sleepy, et all acceptable in the vicinity of non baby carrying vehicles?

And what if Mom takes the car while Dad is at home with Baby, and Mom gets in an accident? Are the paramedics and other emergency personnel just supposed to keep looking for a baby because there's a stupid yellow square?

Babies are not miracles.

Bill Hicks wrote:

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. "Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle." Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass. You know what a miracle is? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk at a movie theater.

If it were a miracle then not every nine months any yin yang in the world could drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on the planet. And in case you have not checked the single mom statistics lately the miracle is spreading like wildfire. Hallujeh.

Trailer parks all over America filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk. "Look at all my little miracles. Filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Look at them"

"You know what would be a little miracle? If I could remember your daddy's name. I guess I'll have to call you Trucker Jr. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water head miracle baby child." Thunk. "There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Jr." Thunk. "Here's your other brother." Thunk. "Here's your other brother, Will Work For Food Jr."

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They left out a word or

They left out a word or two.

It should have read:

"Children are a pain in my ass Gift from God."


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My Idea for a bumper sticker

My Idea for a bumper sticker that reads "Life Wreckers on Board" hasn't taken off yet.


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I'd like to slap a sticker

I'd like to slap a sticker on that car that says "Actually, the planet is a gift from God, and consuming more than your fair share of the planet's resources is either greed or theft."

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I don't get why they have

I don't get why they have these stickers on their SUVs anyway. They're showing everybody that they have a family. So what? I have a DVD player. You don't see me driving around with a drawing of it plastered on my car.

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Quote:Babies are not

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Babies are not miracles.

It doesn't take brains to fuck anymore than it takes brains to shit.

Rabbits and skunks have babies too. Humans think they are so special, but cockroaches have been around longer and produce far more offspring, and are expected to out survive the human species.

The most destructive thing to humans is our own hubris.

 

 

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Brian37 wrote: It doesn't

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It doesn't take brains to fuck anymore than it takes brains to shit.

Hahaha! I would love to get a stack of magnetic stickers with that written on them ~ an afternoon in the mall parking lot hitting every minivan with those little stick figure stickers and I will have spread a message  Eye-wink

 

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