Just a question...
Christians say we are all gods children right? So that means Mary was gods child right? God and Mary had a child together apparently..... so does that mean if christianity is true god commited a little insest?
P.S. I know is bullshit but I just found it funny
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
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The version I found funny was a line from a British comedian "If we are all gods children, then what's so effin' special about Jesus H.Christ? "
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
So to summarize: God is a motherfucker.
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