Just a question...

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Just a question...

Christians say we are all gods children right? So that means Mary was gods child right? God and Mary had a child together apparently..... so does that mean if christianity is true god commited a little insest?

 

P.S. I know is bullshit but I just found it funny

Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.


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a twist

 

    

 

       The version I found funny was a line from a British comedian  "If we are all gods children,  then what's so effin' special about Jesus H.Christ? "

"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."

VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"

If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?


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So to summarize: God

So to summarize: God is a motherfucker.

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Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."

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