Well, honestly, I think you should save your money. I thought it was okay, but if I understand your tastes, I think you'll vehemently disagree. There's no boobs, and sometimes you might get the feeling that there's a deliberate attempt to keep them behind closed doors (a few fade to black scenes, for example).
 

And there's car chases. Plenty of car chases.

 Well, it's free, so it's not so much about the money.  Knowing that it's network TV, I didn't expect boobs.  The car chases, though... that's generally bad.

The thing is, the other night while I was having my weekly bout of insomnia, I watched both of the first two Terminator movies.  I'm probably just trying to milk some more geek interest out of the Terminator concept.  I watched one episode, and there seem to be terminators everywhere, and they're not killing people.  I get that John has a hottie to protect him, but it seems like the terminators are trying to help build skynet.  That's fucking with my brain.

Don't explain it to me... just tell me if the story's worth my current confusion.

Summer Glau is totally worth watching

No kidding?  Mother fucker.  Do they just hate Summer?  They did the same damn thing to Firefly.

Dollhouse? wtf is Dollhouse? ... so help me if it isnt nudity related >.<

Dollhouse is a Joss Whedon production where people are dolls in effect having mental imprints of others to perform certain tasks including being playthings for the rich. It stars Eliza Dushku, the bad Vampire killer hot babe from Buffy. Episodes available on Fox.

 Back to the story at hand... I watched episode 11-21 of season two -- that's all that was available on hulu.  Since everyone else appears to know the plotline, I'm not going to worry about spoilers.  Stop reading if this is an issue for you.

So...There's a liquid metal terminator building an early AI guy, and one of the solid mechanical terminators is trying to kill her daughter, who isn't really her daughter, but is somehow important, but not as important as John Henry.  The liquid girl's company is a cover organization for facilitating the development of terminators, or I guess, more specifically, the equivalent of Skynet, although I'm kind of confused as to whether or not Skynet exists now, or whether the time fucking around things have made skynet into another company... or something...

Somehow or another, the war has changed, such that terminators are in charge of submarines.  Presumably, John Connor has made some kind of deal with the devil, and there are factions of machines, some of whom are somehow sympathetic to the human cause.  (Curiously Matrix-like... but I'm letting it slide for the moment.)  

I guess in the broad scheme of things, I don't have a huge issue with the way the plot works, though my logical brain does have some serious questions about why things are the way they are if it's so freaking easy to just bounce around through time.  I thought the whole plotline with the bitchy mech-hater girl trying to get the future girl killed to take John away from his hottie protector was a waste of my life.

The season finale was awfully impressive on a lot of levels, though.  Good old fashioned Terminator police station break-out, liquid terminator badass, big booms.  Impressive Terminator stuff.  I suppose I'd have kept watching if the FOX crew had kept it going.

~Sigh~

I always do things ass-backwards.  I suppose I'll have to watch it at some point.

I got that part, and got the bit about the timeline being different... I mean... hell, there are terminators running around controlling companies before Judgment Day.  How bizarre is that?  Ah well, yet another story line with no ending courtesy of Nielson.

My guess was a Battlestar Galactica plot copy -- two (or more) factions of machines.  The whole "Will you join us" thing is obviously a big deal.  John Connor asked the liquid metals the same question in the future, and Cameron was obviously not thrilled about the security guy asking the same question.

I'm wondering if there hasn't been a splinter between the machines, and now two factions are trying to fuck with the John Connor timeline to try to gain an upper hand.  It's sort of like Cylons with a time machine.

I hate revenge plots.  It's just one of my pet peeves.  Yeah, I know sometimes people get all crazy trying to get revenge, but this was a tired plot device.  I just didn't like it at all.  I guess I also didn't like the whole miscarriage thing.  Speaking of dead horses.  Girl and guy go crazy thinking about the fact that she had a miscarriage years ago, or ahead, or whatever.  For fuck sake.  I've known at least twenty or so people who have gone through miscarriagas.  I don't buy this plotline at all.

I wonder if anybody's going to sell the 3rd season plot to a writer.  Do TV writers ever do that?  I really would kind of like to know what the hell was going on.

Dollhouse is an awesome series too, but can't they cancel something I'm not watching.

At least they could let Summer appear on Dollhouse, it would be fun watching her.