Jennifer's Body

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Jennifer's Body

Props to mr804 for bringing this up.

 

Finally. Looks like another horror movie done the right way.

And among the boobies will be the ones Megan Fox has, which is some nice icing to have on that cake.

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This thread deserves an

This thread deserves an embed:

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That looks horrible.  

That looks horrible.

 

 


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I'll be honest, i never

I'll be honest, i never viewed megan fox to be hot...

 

but something about her being a man-eating, fleshrending, demon in a high school girls body... just kinda turns me on

 

 

( i never thought i would EVER use that emoticon )

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 Looks like somebody's

 Looks like somebody's actually trying to make a Mystery Science Theatre movie.  I approve.

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I'll be there. I love campy

I'll be there. I love campy horror flicks that make fun of themselves...among other things.

 


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 Quote: Looks like

 

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 Looks like somebody's actually trying to make a Mystery Science Theatre movie.  I approve.

I don't know who Megan Fox is or what she's done, but if she's in a campy horror movie with gratuitous boob shots and teenagers dying all over the place, I approve.

Also, I can say I saw it the first time and be the hit of the MST3K party.   Yep.  I'll pay a buck for this at the dollar theater.

 

 

 

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Quote:That looks

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That looks horrible.

Oh, don't worry Alison. There's a movie coming out just for you, too:


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 KB, my brain just melted a

 KB, my brain just melted a little.  Is that real?

Really?

That might be the worst movie ever made!

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That movie looks adorable

That movie looks adorable Smiling


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Quote:KB, my brain just

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KB, my brain just melted a little.  Is that real?

Really?

Welcome to the world of Jerry Fucking Bruckheimer. Sticking out tongue

 

Yes, it's real, and yes, it will be about as bad as you can possibly comprehend. It will also no doubt push a movie line of plushies so hard that it will have the producer convert most of their personal property into a an immense swimming pool full of money. Sticking out tongue

....So, when we've decided that since boobs, decapitations and profanity are going to destroy children, and as a result send them off to campy Disney films that effectively shove their heads into the sand, how is it that we're surprised by an overall decline in academic performance?

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Hambydammit wrote: KB, my

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 KB, my brain just melted a little.  Is that real?

Really?

That might be the worst movie ever made!

 

.... "Death to Smoochie"

 

... "Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl"

 

.. "Transformers 2"

 

. "Caddyshack"

 

 

 

Need i go on?

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The Doomed Soul

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Hambydammit wrote:

 KB, my brain just melted a little.  Is that real?

Really?

That might be the worst movie ever made!

 

.... "Death to Smoochie"

 

... "Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl"

 

.. "Transformers 2"

 

. "Caddyshack"

 

 

 

Need i go on?

Caddyshack?? bad?? Ok everything else listed sure, including if you like to add, Battlefield Earth, tons of C movie horrors, etc, etc, but caddyshack?


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 Caddyshack is nothing

 Caddyshack is nothing short of the most quotable sport-themed movie ever.

I can pretty much watch Caddyshack as many times as I want, and it never gets old.

 

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Hambydammit wrote:

Hambydammit wrote:

 Caddyshack is nothing short of the most quotable sport-themed movie ever.

I can pretty much watch Caddyshack as many times as I want, and it never gets old.

 

I love that movie

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and  

and

 

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Caddyshack & Transformers 2

Caddyshack & Transformers 2 were both awesome movies. Those who disagree are irrelevant.

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Vastet wrote:Caddyshack &

Vastet wrote:
Caddyshack & Transformers 2 were both awesome movies. Those who disagree are irrelevant.

 

And those who do agree should be dragged into the street and shot

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Fortunately, the irrelevant

Fortunately, the irrelevant don't get to make such decisions. Smiling

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Gunga Galunga is quite

Gunga Galunga is quite possibly the funniest moment in Bill Murray's career.  I mean, so, he's got that going for him at least.

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Did someone say something

Did someone say something about boobies? What was the question?

 

Ah, Megan Fox... nothing but mosquito bites.