The ULTIMATE blasphemy:
Posted on: August 10, 2009 - 4:25pm
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The ULTIMATE blasphemy:
What is worse than defaming the name of the prophet Mohammed on a Friday in a mosque in Mecca?
- Asking for Dutch chesse at a cheese counter in Switzerland
Perhaps you have some more ideas. (Please note that this is posted in the humor section)
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Cheering for the Calgary Flames in Edmonton. Or the Edmonton Oilers in Calgary. Also: cheering for Montreal or Ottawa whilst in Toronto; cheering for Toronto in Ottawa, cheering for Toronto in Montreal. Cheering for Toronto anywhere but Toronto.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Ordering a Budweiser in Germany. Actually, anywhere, but in Germany, I think the only reasonable punishment would be getting slapped hard across the face by the following people, in order:
1. The waiter you ordered the drink from
2. The bartender
3. The owner of the establishment
4. The brewery representative of every excellent local beer you passed up
5. The brewer of every delicious local beer you just passed up
6. The minister of culture, local, provincial, and finally federal
7. All the children of Germany, whose heritage you just insulted
It could take a while, but you know the kids would love to slap an adult, so it'll be easy to sell.
If you're wondering where that came from, I had a friend tell me he was having dinner in Stuttgart with a colleague who attempted to order a Budweiser. He laughed out loud to act like the guy was joking, and said something like, "he didn't mean that. What do you recommend?"
I'm thinking a massive Swabian slap across the face was called for.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
The biggest blasphmey? Scientists genetically engineer a monkey to give birth to a human. Bonus points if stem cells were used and the human grew up to be a homosexual Dawkins Jr. who works as an abortionist.
God is actually a woman. On a constant PMS bender
Ordering a vegetarian meal in Argentina.
Entering a Chelsea club wearing Man. U. colours.
Wearing a red sox hat at Yankee stadium. Wearing a Yankees hat at Fenway stadium.
I would agree with you on that one but only with one exception. There is one place that you can reasonably order Budweiser. Oddly enough, that is the place where Luminon comes from. As it happens, in the Czech Republic, there is a city called Budweis. Beer made there is also Budweiser.
Granted, that is a bit of a cheap shot but even so...
On a more serious note:
Any time that politics is injected into science. Granted, scientists are entitled to hold political opinions as much as anyone. However, it bugs me when scientists have to play the political game in order to get funding requests taken seriously.
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Bring your own catsup to a French restaurant in Paris and splash it all over what ever food they put in front of you, that poor waiter nearly had a heart attack. I don't even like catsup but I do like irritating Parisiennes. Also spend ten minutes studing their Wine list then put it down and order a Pepsi with ice.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Going to Millwall Den wearing a West Ham shirt/Millwall shirt at UP.
Blasphemous and potentially fatal.
How can not believing in something that is backed up with no empirical evidence be less scientific than believing in something that not only has no empirical evidence but actually goes against the laws of the universe and in many cases actually contradicts itself? - Ricky Gervais
Hmm, dont recognize any of those names, sound slightly english, therefore its that faggy persuedo sport, soccer... am i right?
What Would Kharn Do?
I believe they call it football although soccer is the correct name for that excuse to get drunk.
Since this has become pretty sports related i'd have to say wearing an all-blacks jersey in australia.
"Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven. Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine, himself the primrose path of dalliance treads. And recks not his own rede."
Sounds like a good way to get into shape
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
That's my love/hate relationship with the English right there. They invented the second most boring sport ever (soccer), then immediately realized it was a silly, poncy game, so they made the greatest sport of all.
That's rugby, for those of you who haven't played. It's like American football, only without all the body armour, and you have to keep running for the whole game.
@cervello - wearing the All Blacks jersey, at least you'd be in the right. What are you supposed to do, wear that yellow thing? Yellow is for cycling.
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The answer is baseball. Most ... boring ... sport ... ever.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
What Would Kharn Do?
While i agree with you on soccer... but rugby... people still haven't gotten over that huge game of grab ass?
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
What? Curling is hilarious! Have you never curled?
More importantly, do you wear that fancy I AM DEATH!!!!!11`` outfit to curl? A skull-and-crossbones kilt, maybe?
Curling brings riotous laughter and shit talking. Baseball brings total unconsciousness.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
What, you mean to watch? I don't really like watching rugby -- I'd have to agree, that's pretty boring. Playing the sport is much more fun.
Contrast that to baseball, which is both boring to watch AND to play.
Ask yourself this: Are you in good shape? Do you avoid the use of steroids? Do you know how to read and write?
If you answered "yes" to any two of the above, you are probably unfit to play baseball.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Why would you use steriods for baseball? i mean what is the point? sure you may be able to hit harder but well you can hit a home run just as well without, pitching? well i dont see how muscles will help you with that, i cannot see the benefit of it.
Btw im talking about playing and watching rugby, iv played 3 times in my life, each time i was bored to tears. Then again i can say that about all sports, i just dont find them fun, believe me i have tried alot of sports, just never enjoyed them.
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
You all suck. There is only one sport, and its name is Hockey.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Is sodomy a sport?