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The Blasphemy Hotline

Posted on: August 13, 2009 - 4:42pm

GermanMike

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The Blasphemy Hotline

A joke that came to my mind when I didn't have anything other to do:

"Welcome to the Blasphemy-Hotline and thanks for your call. If you want to blaspheme God the Father say "One", if you want to blaspheme God the Son say "Two", if you want to blaspheme God the Holy Spirit say "Three" and if you want to blaspheme the Holy Trinity say all three numbers at once but yet in three distinct words."

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Posted on: August 13, 2009 - 8:39pm #1

Stosis

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Hahaha, that last part made

Hahaha, that last part made me lol.

This just made me think, what if confession hotlines exist, as well? "Hello, confession hotline, how may I help you." "Help, I went sky diving and my parachute won't open, I had unholy thoughts about the piolet and... *thump*"