Why atheism is choking America
Offline Ok, in many of my recent posts, people have complained that I am confusing. Well, I'm not.
Here is why I think atheism is choking and killing our God-blessed nation:
1. Fast food is no longer employed by hard working yougsters. They are now crowded with hoodlums and C-attitude losers. It's causing those who eat fastfood to get irritable and frustrated, and then they bring that home to their families.
2. Angry families fight, and they cause the ones around them to be uncomfortable. We'll say this friend of the family is Rachael.
3. Rachael becomes intimidated by people and everyone starts taking advantage of her including Mark.
4. Mark becomes over-confident as he bosses everyone around including his and kids. Eventually, Mark turns into an abusive man, and makes richie (the mail man) hold in anger for weeks.
5. It just so happens that Richie doesn't handle anger very well and he is Taliban extremest. He kills 100 people at the nearby McDonalds.
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Rofl
Now that is patriotism.
The logic is undeniable! why didn't i see it before
1. Did you just get fired from your job in fast-food.. I mean manufacturing?
2. Families fight no matter their religion. Rachael needs a thicker skin.
3. Mark's her pastor, yes?
4. Sounds typical for a parsonage family.
5. Nobody does background checks in your town?
What does this have to do with atheism again?
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Foul5town; you have to tell me how you came by that name. If we take up a collection would you take a creative writing course?
Your storys remind me of the music geek from the American Pie movies. Maybe sex would help? Try it.
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VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Wow, you have really opened my eyes. Little did I know that my lack of belief in a deity would cause the Taliban to blow up McDonald's. I don't like McDonalds, but I really don't like the Taliban. So I guess I'll just have to convert to some theistic religion or the terrorists have won.
Don't you get it fellow atheists: if we don't convert THEN THE TALIBAN WILL KILL US ALL WHILE WE TRY TO EAT DELICIOUS McDONALD'SR HAMBURGERS! I think that we can agree that the logic in that statement is undeniable.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
I must agree, I hearby request a theist badge! I do not wish to get blown up while eating McDonalds! Kfc maybe but defenatly not McDee's
P.S. do not get any bright ideas mods
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
You can't point the finger at THIS atheist! I'm a vegetarian and I never eat fast food.
There is more to fear from 'Fast Religion' than 'Fast Food'.
How can not believing in something that is backed up with no empirical evidence be less scientific than believing in something that not only has no empirical evidence but actually goes against the laws of the universe and in many cases actually contradicts itself? - Ricky Gervais
What does corporate greed have to do with atheism? What does lack of education have to do with atheism?
If you look at less religious countries countries in Europe they have higher education rates and less crime and more personal time.
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ahhh but you forget they don't have fast food restraunts as they have already been bombed. Unfortunatly it is mainly uneducated theists that eat fast food, that is the reason for them being the least religous countries with high education rates as the uneducated theists all died. The reason why there is low crime is because there is no more fast food restraunts for atheists to rob! Personal time yeah they have plenty as well there time is no longer spent robing fast food outlets.......
cumon its simple logic man!
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
What are you saying? Fast food workers used to be nice Christian youngsters and now only hoodlums and C atitude losers work there.
Then somehow you deduce these hoods and losers are atheists?
Somehow this instills an atitude of frustration and irritablity in the customers which then go home and beat their families or something.
All families fight except on Leave it to Beaver. Even today's sitcoms show this.
Who is Mark? The guy who knocked up your girlfriend Rachel?
Mailman don't need any help in being angry and psycho, have you never heard of going postal?
I don't follow how we got to this step from someone getting irritated at McDonalds.
As you say, people find you confusing, this story of yours illustrates why people might think that.
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This is about as non sequitur as a road to the south pole.
And in "our nation", who is "our"? This forum attracts an international crowd.
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I didn't think america was being choked by anything(other than super sized fast food meals).
I'll respond for the fun factor, as I am unable to see this as serious.
1: Assuming this were true, what does it have to do with atheism? Seems more like people are tired of making pennies while sustaining multi-billion dollar corporations, and just don't care to put effort into it anymore. Pay them well, and loyalty + hard working attitudes will return.
2: Families have always fought. It has nothing to do with religion or lack thereof. It is because we are social animals who retain individuality.
3: Aha! This one you can blame on theists. They are almost exclusively the only groups of people who try to intimidate women into the kitchen.
4: Sounds like Mark "found" jesus, which means this is also a problem of theism.
5: So...both christian and moslem faiths should be wiped out to provide a safer and happier society with the capacity to prevent our own extinction. I agree.
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The same thing as sex has to do with love... nothing.
*Gets blindsided by Gf for 1000 hpoints*
You're not serious are you? I call Poe.
Liberate your mind. Fuck religion.
Shit, ok, so because I don't rob fast food joints, does that mean I have to give up my membership to the atheist club? FUCK, I am not a very good atheist.
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Well, since this thread seems to be about fast food, I will take the time to observe that the thing you speak into at most drive up windows is not an actual hardwired system but a radio link. Usually very low power at that. So any equipment that can broadcast a stronger signal than the restaurant uses can mess with them.
So if you have an amateur operator's cert and a vehicle based radio, you can park like half a block away and watch with binoculars as you take over the system for whatever evil purpose strikes your fancy. Not that I would know about things like that...Damn!
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That would be fun just to fuck with the customers although I wouldn't want the employee to get fired.
I'd be like, "Yes, I am a doormat, I have no problem with you bitching about things I don't care about."
Or, "Sure keep changing your mind and ask the 8 people in your van what they want. Never mind the people behind you, fuck them. I have all the time in the world. Are you ready yet, my kids are out of college now".
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog