Vultures! Also going extinct
I don’t care about vultures.
Their “ecological job” can be done better by ants.
Here in South Africa they are almost extinct, mainly because they attack livestock to eat it.
It is, again, the survival of the one with guns and/or poison.
In time, sorry, no more vultures in South Africa.
Am I said about this?
No.
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Clearly, the hockey fans have the technological edge in this war!
Again with my subjective beliefs: This would be akin to China invading the US. We may have the technological upper hand but they would fucking overwhelm our asses.
PS: Hockey sticks have, what, a 5 foot range? Soccer balls can go up to 100 feet, so soccer players get a range boost. I guess hockey players have armor though... lol
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I give up on the vultures! Their bad luck.
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This would be akin to China invading the US. We may have the technological upper hand but they would fucking overwhelm our asses.
CANUCKS!!! ... PREPARE FOR GLORY!!
What Would Kharn Do?
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PS: Hockey sticks have, what, a 5 foot range? Soccer balls can go up to 100 feet, so soccer players get a range boost.
And a slapshot with a hockey puck has the oppertunity to do some SERIOUS damage to an unarmored target
I guess hockey players have armor though... lol
We'd stick all our Goalies as front-line shocktroops to absorb all the soccer balls!
(I really wanna see a soccer goalie stop a puck, actually... he'd probably do a diving "save" out of the fucking way, letting some poor sod behind him, catch it in the teeth)
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"I'm basing this on purely subjective reasoning, but it would be my understanding that the number of soccer fans >> the number of hockey fans lol"
Quality over quantity my friend. 1 hockey fan is easily comparable to 100 drooling soccer fans.
"PS: Hockey sticks have, what, a 5 foot range? Soccer balls can go up to 100 feet, so soccer players get a range boost. I guess hockey players have armor though... lol"
You forgot the puck. Cheaper to make, higher potential velocity, more damage per strike. And when ranged weapons are no longer useful, the sticks become weapons.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
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Are we going to save the poor vultures or not?!!...
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It's true. The puck has already killed some, and maimed many. A Soccer ball is like a marshmellow next to a hockey puck. Oh and the vultures. Poor things. Really, you could put them to use and save a fortune in burial fees. ( It works for the Parsi in India).
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Are we going to save the poor vultures or not?!!...
your OP was uninteresting and redundant, thus people stopped commenting on it fairly quickly. accept it.
we get it, julio: you don't care about a great many endangered species. fine. we've established that. now let's move on.
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World-wide? oh yes, very much so...
However, all hockey fans would come to the fight armed with the canadian militaries best!
Silly soccer fans get what? shin guards? Clearly, the hockey fans have the technological edge in this war!
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Dingus, can you be at least a little creative in your bad mouth trolling? i mean, seriously... some skill, some style, something...
I just cannot abide poor trolling...
Especially when you,
FAIL!!! Just like Canada
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Weeping for the endangered vultures. Insensitive people...
You're a mad bastard, Dingus...
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