Blaspheming the Holy Spirit - Tipton Killingsworth's Challenge to the beamishboy!!!
Hi folksies!!!
I'm not an atheist because I'm still an altar boy in an Anglican church but I believe in church attendance only as a cultural thing. I don't accept the hocus pocus abacadabra nonsense of the supernatural stuff of religion.
Recently, in a yahoo group, an American Baptist pastor called Tipton Killingsworth who has been constantly insulting me, challenged me to blaspheme the Holy Spirit on this forum. It was he who introduced me to this forum. He challenged me to post a blasphemy against the Holy Spirit here and that's precisely what I'm doing.
So here goes my blasphemy (dedicated to Tip):
The Holy Spirit is a base, filthy, turdy, shitty piece of excrement that I spit upon.
Cheers,
Ernest the beamishboy who slays the Jabberwock and all untruths.
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Lmao. Good for you, and welcome!
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Hi Beamishboy.
Ah, an undeniably original and entertaining first post. Welcome to RRS.
Oh, by the way, being an altar boy doesn't mean you're not an atheist. If you don't believe in God, you're an atheist.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Welcome, and well put.
Read this page for the definition of atheist.
I challenge Tipton to be the man you are, and rid himself of the idiocy of the bible. Go ahead Tipton, take the Blasphemy Challenge. And for the record... I deny the holy spirit, and I'm not afraid.
I'm putting your challenge on the homepage, you're famous in the morning.
I'd say you covered your tracks. Maybe now Tipton will know you mean business.
And Tipton, seriously stop being a dick by insulting the kid.
What are these insults he's been throwing your way anyway, beamishboy?
Is this Tipton here? http://www.liberty.edu/index.cfm?PID=9792 Tipton... tell Ergun Caner I said hi, but seriously if you're insulting him, STOP. Come on our site, take The Squad on.
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You sound a lot like me, I was an altar boy when I was growing up with some doubts about christianity, but I prayed anyway because that was the 'good' thing to do and I was afraid of being a 'bad' person. Don't stop trying to figure things out for yourself, especially when it comes to religion. Leaning on anyone else to provide you with information is insufficient, go look for it yourself.
and by the way this was a fantastic way to wake up in the morning... the kid's funny
Welcome to the dark side, beamishboy!
I find it interesting that he proudly lists himself as a Pastor of Assimilation.
Resistance is futile, anyone?
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
Thanks everyone for the welcome. But what's a Pastor of Assimiliation?
Probably a missionary.
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Someone who compensates for their lack of critical thinking ability with an important sounding and excessively ironic title.
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You mean like Bacon Eating Atheist Jew?
You mean like "Atheist Jew" ?
http://baconeatingatheistjew.blogspot.com
which the emotional temperature in the human brain is increased until the mind is cleansed of all germs of thought.
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