Conservapedia's front page
Posted on: November 13, 2009 - 7:37am
Conservapedia's front page
So I looked and saw this on the "conservative's wikipedia" front page.
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Conservapedia's front page
Posted on: November 13, 2009 - 7:37am
Conservapedia's front page
So I looked and saw this on the "conservative's wikipedia" front page.
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Oh geeze that is too big. Hold on.
Could a mod put this one in the OP?
First thught..why were you on conservapedia in the first place. Sucker for punishment?
Looks like it was drawn by a 10year old. What was with the whole dinosaur thing? Are they saying dinosaurs don't exist? So confusing..
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
Entertainment value. I love the conservatives because they give me cheap, easy laughs.
Theism is why we can't have nice things.
Aww, that's so cute. I bet their mom stuck it on the fridge.
I don't get it....
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Oh, its simple you see... if Noahs ark was the conservative version, it would be armed with 125mm cannons, and would destroy everything in its path!
Unlike the liberal version which gets bogged down by every wanker with an opinion and an agenda
What Would Kharn Do?
125mm cannons ? hmmm, apparently Noah had connections inside the Soviet arms industry. Good choice.
Fuck 125 mm cannons. Give me a rail gun. Never know when those pesky Decepticons will show up.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
shut it go-bot
for me I would take this. huge cannons are for inferior beings.
and here is what it does to steel with non amour piecing rounds
for more info please see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82#M82A2
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Hmm. A gun that pokes a few tiny holes in tin foil, or one that scraps a twenty metre tall arsenal of obliteration in a single shot. Sorry, I'm sticking to the rail gun.
Addendum: Gobots are for losers.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
The yu-gi-oh abridged series is some seriously funny shit.
Can you provide a picture of that which is clearly not photoshoped
P.S. if you are a metal gear solid 4 fan you should know which is better.... incase you don't its the M82A2. rail gun sucks in comparison
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
I like DBZ abridged more personally.
Can we at least agree on the worst?
Well if this is a pissing contest involving the most bad-ass weaponry then I nominate the Tsar Bomba.
It was a one time ( in 1961 ) demonstration of Soviet aggression toward the West and to illustrate the potential consequences of invoking their wrath. It holds the record for the world's largest man-made explosion. As far as destructive capability is concerned, nothing even comes close. Overkill doesn't even begin to describe it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUIMgbXOmJg&feature-related
If you prefer to limit yourself to shoulder-fired weaponry then Barrett has upped the ante with a further development of this weapon called the XM109 Payload Rifle that fires a proprietary 25mm cannon shell.
Also, I believe your own country of South Africa makes a really cool anti-material rifle that chambers two different sized rounds. It's called the Mechem NTW-20.
Pics and info about both guns are easily found on the internet if you're interested. Too tired too insert links, sorry.
Yeah I know about the XM109 but this is more what i was refering to a new model, its still going through testing though i believe, pics were from old model though I was lazy. Duno which is better tbh
M82A2
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Ahem.
Just imagen what you could do with that thing
www.youtube.com/watch
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Watch Transformers 2, see 20 metre tall arsenal of obliteration taken out in one shot from a rail gun mounted on a battle cruiser a few hundred or thousand clicks away, shit pants, return and concede defeat.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
P.S. before someone screams "sci fi!", that rail gun is real. The ship it is mounted on is real. The power and range is real. Only the target was "sci fi".
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Ok, so something is wrong with this site and posting a link to a vid, and I can't. So you'll have to do it the hard way. Use Google video search and search for "Devastator metacafe". The first result is what you want. Not the greatest quality, but sufficient.
Edit: better visual quality, music video style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8i5nEp0uKQ
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
The most powerful weapon was exhibited in the opening post, its called propaganda
you may find this interesting... far to technical for my liking
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.
Sweet.
Electromagnetic acceleration > Chemical acceleration.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Yeah pretty much, now to completely blow everyone's minds, imagine;
Take the Electromagnetic Accelerators, and stick em around the GAU-8.
Then make that shit fly.
That is all.
When you say it like that you make it sound so Sinister...
Wish that god-damn movie never existed...
What Would Kharn Do?
You can hate the movie, but you can't hate a rail gun that powerful and accurate, c'mon!
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
.... /sigh ... agreed...
Cant hate a weapon, no matter how crappy of a movie it appears in...
What Would Kharn Do?