Jesus is worm food
Offline Jesus on a banana
- From: The Daily Telegraph
- December 22, 2009
Source: The Daily Telegraph
SITTING down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things Holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus in her banana peel.
‘‘I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’’
‘‘I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,’’ she said.
The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39 year old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel in her worm farm.
‘‘I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.’’
Ms Swinton is not a stranger to holy visions appearing in day to day household objects.
‘‘One of my friends said they saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor,’’ she said.
The fateful placing of her banana bunch underneath other fruit, Ms Swinton believes was the cause of the sacred imprint.‘‘It definitely wasn’t that way when I bought it from Leichhardt Woollies,’’ she said.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
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apparently jesus had a giant beard
You mean Jesus existed?
Conor
but only very briefly, in the fruit and vege section of an overpriced grocer in little italy...
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
Is it just me or does that supposed banana have three sides facing me? Everyone knows that bananas can only have two side close to the face.
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There are 3 facets of that banana facing the camera...
NO he didn't. Well he only exists in the heads of delusional Christnuts.
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