Hail Jesus or Carlos or Juan
Posted on: January 4, 2010 - 8:41pm
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Hail Jesus or Carlos or Juan
As I've been sitting here for ten minutes thinking about what to say, I'll just go with, I'm an Atheist, who despises organized religion, the thought that there is one "being" that created... well, everything and that "He" has a son, who is supposed to be his own father, can walk on water and do this whole water into wine thing. Although there is a John Christ Winery near my house and I heard it's mighty fine, not sure of the relation though. I very much believe in evolution, the big bang, logic and soft pretzels. I guess my point is, hello everybody!
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Its always nice to see a new face on the site, if you need a laugh try this link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm7PMQOSo
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Welcome to the forum!
Join for the camaraderie, stay for the verbal abuse.
Welcome, there's a good chance you'll find people to really identify with, others to disagree with, and enough Theists, both drive-by and persistent, to beat-up on in one way or another.
Favorite oxymorons: Gospel Truth, Rational Supernaturalist, Business Ethics, Christian Morality
"Theology is now little more than a branch of human ignorance. Indeed, it is ignorance with wings." - Sam Harris
The path to Truth lies via careful study of reality, not the dreams of our fallible minds - me
From the sublime to the ridiculous: Science -> Philosophy -> Theology
Welcome, have fun, eat a soft pretzel and join in.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
WHO'S GOT PRETZELS??? <.< >.> And where is mine?
Welcome!
*Whistles nonchalantly past empty pretzel table*
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Welcome!
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
We has atheist do not NORMALLY eat pretzels ( I didn't see a thing Vastet) we BBQ kittens, to the right degree of tender juiciness and a good wine.
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Welcome InstantCoffy. Ever heard of Paul Coffey? LOL
Greetings Bob. I was just wondering what part of the country are you from?
Click here to find out why Christianity is the biggest fairy tale ever created!! www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm www.JesusNEVERexisted.com
Damn, I forgot about that...