Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter
Posted on: January 8, 2010 - 11:34am
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Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter
"The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!
The Power of Christ Impales You."
Yes, it's true! The second coming is upon us and Jesus Christ has returned to fight an army of lesbian day-walking vampires and athiests with stakes and kung-fu action!
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/
Lesbian Vampires?
/me inserts bad jokes about fighting over tampons.
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Oh Dear!
We also can't forget the Mexican Wrestler Santos! The Saint of the Wrestling Ring!
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson
Isn't like Jesus Christos -- or Joshuaa bar Yusef -- like the the first -- 1st -- recorded vampire::::: rise from the dead --- or almost dead -- claiming we should -- " drink of my blood and eat of my flesh " -- like MAN this cutie could out horror Wes Craven, or Stevie King -- "" that's Stephen, my name is Stephen King"" .
"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."
VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"
If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?
Jesus and Doomy appear to have vastly different ideas, of what is "Good" and "Holy"
What Would Kharn Do?
Well, without giving too much away Jesus is called by some concerned priests to help the lesbians that are being preyed upon by the vampires because the church refuses to help! The movie is definitely alternative lifestyle friendly.
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such."
Homer Simpson