Women are now a cause of Earthquakes
All I can say to this is BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ignorance at it's greatest trying to make women nothing more than second class citizens because OMG MY PEE PEE IS GETTING HARD AAHHH SHE'S THE DEVIL AND A SINNER AAAAAHHH!!!
http://network.nationalpost.com/NP/blogs/posted/archive/2010/04/19/extramarital-sex-causes-more-earthquakes-iranian-cleric-claims....
Seriously this is just messed up thinking here.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm
Lol. What will protect us from earthquakes??? Early warning systems? Building code improvements? Emergency shelters? Disaster drills?
Nope, we have to keep our women from being sluts and beg God for help, that will fix it.
Seriously, what is wrong with people? And why does God hate sex so much? Bah.
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
It is also, 'funny' how it is never the man's fault in these Islamic countries. It is the woman's fault for being provoking the man to stick his penis into her. For shame.
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
I guess all the beds bouncing from the extramarital sex would cause quakes.
Religion is the scum of the earth not blacks anymore
/sarcasm for the end part
My theory is the poor islamist men are like little 2 year olds in a candy store. They just don't know any better than to grab whatever takes their fancy. The burka is an insult to men.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
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"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
I knew a (mentally disabled) black woman who could cause a few earthquakes with her bowels. The other guys and myself joked about it in class often.
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
New rule: idiots are the scum of the Earth, not blacks.
Thank you, that is all. *bows*
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
"Blacks" were never the scum of the earth, maybe victims of the scum of the earth. Religion may have had a use in the past as far as social cohesion (cough maybe) but now it blows, it is no longer required.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
"I'm not racist; I hate all idiots equally!"
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
Sarcasm bro btw seriously how could blacks be the scum when if it was not for them no other percieved race would be here
try telling that to the kkk
also" idiots are the scums" now i like
Heh people do it all the time, I think the kkk seems pretty dead these days anyway, well outiside of prison I don't hear much about it, and I'm in Texas.
I noted the sarcasm but I thought my point was worth noting anyway ><.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
BTW on the religous and idiot note, I seriously think in text books one day, kids will read such names as pat robertson etc as religious fanatics that helped to hold down progress. It's going to be awesome, lol.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
Who gives a shit about them? They're a 10 thousand person white trash prison gang just waiting to be indicted on felony charges.
Right on, Fred! Right on...
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
I read this article and thought good work, you dimwits. Just you keep painting yourself into the corner.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
what a bunch of fuckwit morons!
we all know that earthquakes are just the result of all the cool people partying a little too hard in hell
Stephen King"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window." -Stephen King
i noted it
i dont but i just threw it out lmao.
my fundie aunt told me that christians heal faster than atheist because atheist have alot of hate and unforgiveness in them
btw she said a docter on tv (tbn maybe ) said that
WHAT THE FUCK
John Lennon pretty much summed it up:
"The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind." (Alphonse Donatien De Sade)
http://www.kinkspace.com
http://cbs11tv.com/local/Wichita.Falls.Racial.2.1648162.html
Heh, I go and say none of that happens around here and then bam, couple miles from my house ><
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
He shot three women and none of them had life threatening injuries? Wow. Either they were lucky or the local doctors deserve a raise.
Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.
Well two people died, they say he used a shotgun, probably had too much distance to do too much damage that would help explain it.
I wanna know how he just walks in and blasts people, walks out, gets in his car and drives to a popular local bar and blasts some more people and then drives to his house, wtf? Witnesses say he was shouting "white power". Suicided, prolly for the best, save the state some $ ><. They said last year he was convicted of aggravated assault and stabbed someone, and threatened to kill his ex, I dunno why he was on the street in the first place. Did this make national news? I don't watch tv so just wondering lol.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
You know what you get when the bionic woman has an orgasm?
AN EARTHQUAKE!
For those too young, it was a popular TV show, in the 70s about a woman who has a parachute accident, and the Secret Service gives her super powerful artificial limbs to replace her damaged limbs and she works as a spy for the US Government. It was a spin off of "The Six Million Dollar Man", about an astronaut who has an accident with a test space vehicle and the government does the same with him.
Now that all reading this cant get back the 30 second's of their life, how many want to shoot me for this needless piece of trivia?
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...in case anyone forgot. I on the other hand... I'm a young fart! So no we all understand each other! Also, I'm a bit typsy again.
And also, I'm pretty sure any woman could cause an earthquake if she came hard enough. Legs jerking about, muscle spasms, diaphragm going up and down with each breath, etc.
(Actually I meant, AWW SHIT! I shouldn't be saying this garbage in front of stranges while I'm loaded. Man...) Well what cans I says? Itsh happensh.
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
As I'm fond of quoting "Stuff and Nonsense"
I learned that line while watching "From Hell", oddsly enough.
okayz... times for me to sobers ups..... sthank you all!
(That is befores I leaves any mores embarassing shit in the "view edit history" that undoubtedly every mod here can undoubtedsly acshessh)
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
you make me laugh man
wait my girl never got an orgasm Hmmmm maybe she's doing something wrong