Funny analogies
Posted on: June 16, 2010 - 8:02am
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Funny analogies
We are made in "gods" image, so I imagine a bearded man in a van driving around with candy.
"I have religion, get in the van."
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
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Jesus strips, litmus testing for the faithful.
With the onset of higher intelligence containing the knowledge of death, religion is a side effect of evolution. Other side efects may include, jealousy, hate, love and fear among others. See your doctor for more details and how you too can evolve.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
A cup of Jesus a day keeps the intelligent away.
Jesus girlfriend was a hooker. Your girlfriend had better not be one though. That would not be holy.
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Jesus saves...lots of money because he uses Geico.
Is it coincidence that bible paper rolls a good joint?
My Jesus is running slow, I wonder if It has a virus.
*heavy breathing* "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Guess I'm mostly amusing myself with these, and some aren't that good ><
Best bumper sticker ever: "I found him! I've got Jesus in the trunk!"
A response to the tried and true: "I found him! I've got Jesus in the heart!"
Jesus soup, now with 30% less saturated intelligence, your kids will love to eat the fun shapes of crosses, spikes, bibles and little pagan fish symbols!
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
If prayer worked then why the fuck do I have to mow my lawn?
Saying "Don't pick on my god" give me the image of a midget standing spread eagle in front of the Terminator shouting "DON'T HIT MY ALL POWERFUL GOD, YOU MIGHT HURT HIM".
Jesus was born of a virgin, that and I can fart a Lamborghini out of my ass.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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And Moses invests in Geico. Get's a much better interest rate. Lately though, he has been buying small amounts of BP. Hey, we all know that in a couple of years, the financial market will no longer care but today, you can get it for next to nothing.
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Jesuchaun's hide heaven at the end of faith.
"Hi ho pink unicorn, awaaaayyy!" Jesus Rides again.
If I were an artist I would draw a pic.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
thats a very nice talent...theres no such thing as an atheist...its a copp out and youll get yours from the very god you mock...
Naked threats, yawn!!!
Well then get Jesus to mow your lawn. There are a bunch of guys named Jesus who mow lawns around here. It is far easier than digging ditches.
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Still waiting and will be as long as people exist who refuse to believe that someone truly does not believe in their fairy tale, that's the real cop out.
Faith is the word but next to that snugged up closely "lie's" the want.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in god, in none."-Charlie Chaplin
That line always bothered me. Vader within microseconds demonstrated the existence of the Force beyond argument, and was well known by that point in the Empire's history for doing crazy and impossible things. How can you have faith in something you know exists?
*sigh*
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.