Lets have some fun, believers welcome, fave comedy movie lines.
Offline I take the debate of all god claims seriously. But we can discuss other things too and find some common ground even if we think the other is full of shit for believing or not believing. I'll start.
Lets work it like this. State a comedy line or comedy lines and someone else will guess the movie/s. Then they post a line and someone else guesses the movie. So on and so on. Winner gets a free supply of pocket lint.
Line:
1. "It's nice and cozy if you like Hannibal Lector"
2. "In the Virgina Slims tennis Tournament I always root against the heterosexual"
3. "You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls In Trouble"
4. "Cigarette?...........Yes I know"
5. "Do you like movies about gladiators?"
6. "Ive been out combing the high schools all day"
7. "I cant find any answers in this book"
8. "10-9-8-7-5......What happened to 6? Just kidding"
Now your turn. If you want to quote other lines from these same movies, go for it.
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Ace Ventura
"But you're dead"
"Seven years"
"God, has it been that long? Jeez, I mean look at you, I wouldn't have guessed more than 3 tops."
(All one movie)
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Scrooged.
"Would you say I have....a plethora of piñatas ? "
AIRPLANE!
"You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Three Amigos.
"Take your filthy hands off my asp! "
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Hotshots!
"You call that giving cover?"
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
4 is from Police Squad.
5 is from Airplane.
Both fine works of Leslie Nielsen.
My turn:
“It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now, mister. Is my dog Scraps, is gonna make it through okay? I'm scared mister, somebody has to do something.”
“Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?”
“Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.”
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so many great ones from airplane. "don't start with your white zone shit again."
Any guesses as to my lines number 2, 3 or 6? I cant be the only one who saw those movies.
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Airplane II
"Do you think Lisa's having a good time? "
" Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
2 is Top Secret!
No clue on 3 or 6.
"From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans."
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Drawing a blank on some of these. Good stumpers.
Maybe these other lines will help some here guess mine.
"You dropped your fake dog doo..........What fake dog doo?"
"TAKE HIM TO DETROIT...........NO NO NO NOT DETROIT"
In what movie did this guy wear a shirt that said "High on stress"?
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TOP SECRET, BINGO on number 2.
Val Kilmer's first major movie.
I also liked "anal intruder" the Nazis used to torture the scientists "It took them two weeks to remove the smile from his face". It was a fucking jackhammer with a fist on the end of it!
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DOH! 6 is Revenge of the Nerds, (chatted a friend on my poker table, is that legal?)
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Airplane?
"Kill him first!......No kill him......JOCK....WHIMP"
"He found captain winky!
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To quote the soup Nazi, "NO LINT FOR YOU"
I also like from that movie,
"I have frush..........What the fuck is a frush?"
"Maybe we could have crab regs and wrobster craws?........What the fuck are robster craws?"
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Maverick.
"Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself
and you don't have a wet towel around your head.
Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Total recall
"Those aren't pillows !!!!"
Ok if I think longer I can come up with plenty but...... 1. It's so angry! ( waiting ) 2. Not really a line but harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay when they're in the woods arguing and harold kicks kumar in the gut and he farts lol. 3. Has anyone ever kicked you til you p p p piss blood? ( matchstick men )
If all the Christians who have called other Christians " not really a Christian " were to vanish, there'd be no Christians left.
Planes Trains and Automobiles. I miss John Candy.
"About that leg, Clay. You know, these flesh wounds can be a little tricky. You know, things happen... there are complications"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
The Pink Panther.
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
3 is Kentucky Fried Movie.
6 is revenge of the nerds.
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!
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His last movie, I think. Wagons East.
"Why a spoon, cousin ?"
"CAUSE IT'LL HURT MORE !!!!"
Commando
"Ernest... my ass! I can see my ass!"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Dogma.
"You sent me to kill Wombosi.
Kill Wombosi? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Yep.
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. The second best Robin Hood.
"Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Beerfest.
"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Here's some more lines for this one.
"Do you think Lisa's having a good time? "
" Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."
"And as for your ugly ass, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes,
crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink."
"A missile! A MISSILE! A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!"
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Weird Science.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Is that Bourne Ultimatum?
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Princess Bride.
EDIT:
I had better contribute one at least,hey?
"When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold."
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Men in thights. (nowhere near Mel Brooks' best movie)
" Marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second. And heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs." (translated from spanish)
I love the childhood classics too. That's Goonies.
"I can't tell if it's an A Sharp or a B Flat." -/- "If you hit the wrong note we'll all be flat"
"Momma.. you been bad."
Guess this one Anonymouse
"I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."
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Close enough, Bourne Identity
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
One of the Oceans movies. Was it 12?
"What does God need with a starship?"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
StarTrek V.
"That homicidal bitch killed my team.
That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Resident Evil
"Life is like sex, you want it done right you have to do it yourself"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice !
"You like Kipling, Miss Scarlett ?"
"Sure, I'll eat anything"
Someone else likes Milla,
.45
"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
More help for this one.
I figured that AIG would get it right away.
"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."
"And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make.
Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't.
Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done."
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
5th Element
Yeah, I like her so much I even sat through this one,
"Because I hate humans with every fiber of my being and I'll kill every single one of them... "
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
We're not supposed to google , so I could be spelling this wrong : Glengarry Glenn Ross ? If that was a comedy, then you Americans are sickos.
"You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle, all day long"
No. it was Boiler Room.
I used to get harassed daily by inept telemarketers who sucked at selling so I'd tell them to watch this movie.
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"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Has to be Ultraviolet.
"You're a psychopath.
No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right."____________________________________________________________
"I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" - Me
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
No one got this? COME ON!
"TAKE HIM TO DETROIT......NO NO NOT DETROIT"
From the same movie:
"You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls in trouble"
Ok. MAYBE this line from the same movie might give it away.
"You'll have a chance at killing 50 or 60 men............Ok(responder saying he's in)"
I cant be the only one who knows about this movie.(not a line from the movie, yes I know you know that, just typing....nothing to see here)
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Crap. I guess that means I'm out.
Have fun, guys. G'night.
"My daddy says I french kiss the best" THEY ALWAYS EDIT THAT LINE OUT ON TV!
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ARRGH!!!! LOVE this one! Grosse Pointe Blank.
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Since I don't have a clue about any of them out there.
More on this one.
"Where did you put my wife?
She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
The morgue? She'll be furious!"
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
I recognise this. Is it Death Becomes Her. ?
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I also like "We've come for your daughter Chuck"
And, "You want someone out of your house. I want someone out of your house"
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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