Plot of the bible in Cliff Notes, your take welcome.

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Plot of the bible in Cliff Notes, your take welcome.

Part 1: Be a good Hebrew and no one gets hurt.

Part 2. That's not working . I'll throw myself at them like a jilted lover or celebrity stalker.

Part 3. Fuck everything, if they wont kiss my ass I'll take them all out. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

The god of the bible is a mental patient who has gone off their meds.

 

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The most important thing to

The most important thing to remember about the bible in ANY form is that you'll find it in the FICTION section!

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JesusNEVERexisted wrote:The

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The most important thing to remember about the bible in ANY form is that you'll find it in the FICTION section!

That's where rational people put all superstition, but that is not the majority of our species. Sell them a utopia and a super hero and they are all far too willing to kill for it.

If God and ghosts, Communism and Capitalism were what they should be, the worst any human would hear is a "fuck you". If anything in human history is butt fucked more than our petty labels, pragmatism is the only thing that has any right to bitch.

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