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This is a game which I have played on a few forums.
Basically, you have some text to work with and you add to it. The rule here is that what you write must end with less than a complete sentence. You start by finishing the sentence and going on as far as you feel like. Past that, I don't really care.
Let me start:
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There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into
What comes next?
Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."
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Offline Thanks Sandy. You have lovely eyes if that's really you. 
It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!! Now they decided to make sure that.....
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Offline Thanks Sandy. You have lovely eyes if that's really you.
Thank you. Yes that is my eyeball...I must confess, the photo was taken 25 years ago. It's amazing what 25 years of life will do to an eyeball.
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar but two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting.
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before...
It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!! Now they decided to make sure that.....
religion never took hold of human minds again. They collected and destroyed all of the religious books on the planet and continued to keep a ready supply of wee, stored in wee banks, for emergencies. Once religion was completely forgotten by civilization...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
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Offline This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before...
It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!! Now they decided to make sure that.....
religion never took hold of human minds again. They collected and destroyed all of the religious books on the planet and continued to keep a ready supply of wee, stored in wee banks, for emergencies. Once religion was completely forgotten by civilization humans started celebrating ANTI-Christmas which celebrates the death of nonsense and the birth of sanity!! They exchange gifts and put up GREEN trees just like the old holiday but they.....
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Offline There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar but two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting.
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before...
It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!! Now they decided to make sure that.....
religion never took hold of human minds again. They collected and destroyed all of the religious books on the planet and continued to keep a ready supply of wee, stored in wee banks, for emergencies. Once religion was completely forgotten by civilization...
humans started celebrating ANTI-Christmas which celebrates the death of nonsense and the birth of sanity!! They exchange gifts and put up GREEN trees just like the old holiday but they.....
didn't worship any gods in the process. Instead, they made ornaments in the likeness of famous atheists and hung them on the trees. They also wrote new Anti-X-mas songs and instead of placing another log on the fire on Anti-X-mas eve, they tossed in confiscated religious junk. Back to the Ayatollah...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
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Offline I was going to respond to this thread, but I
... got carried away reading the other lengthy story. Since it was Saturday morning...
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Offline Kapkao wrote:I was going to respond to this thread, but I
... got carried away reading the other lengthy story. Since it was Saturday morning...
....and I hadn't had enough coffee yet, I poured another cup and ......
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
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Offline Ktulu wrote:Kapkao wrote:I was going to respond to this thread, but I
... got carried away reading the other lengthy story. Since it was Saturday morning...
....and I hadn't had enough coffee yet, I poured another cup and ......
...and flipped to the local weather. Huh, looks there's going to be...
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
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Offline cj wrote:Ktulu wrote:Kapkao wrote:I was going to respond to this thread, but I
... got carried away reading the other lengthy story. Since it was Saturday morning...
....and I hadn't had enough coffee yet, I poured another cup and ......
...and flipped to the local weather. Huh, looks there's going to be...
... hailing fire and brimstone, I knew I should have stayed away from sodomy. Damn astrogel, God really does see all. If we survive this next time I'll...
"Don't seek these laws to understand. Only the mad can comprehend..." -- George Cosbuc
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Offline Kapkao wrote:cj wrote:Ktulu wrote:Kapkao wrote:I was going to respond to this thread, but I
... got carried away reading the other lengthy story. Since it was Saturday morning...
....and I hadn't had enough coffee yet, I poured another cup and ......
...and flipped to the local weather. Huh, looks there's going to be...
... hailing fire and brimstone, I knew I should have stayed away from sodomy. Damn astrogel, God really does see all. If we survive this next time I'll...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
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Offline ...hi-jack someone else's thread!!! We'll have to check with AIG for a ruling but, I don't think you can change the story mid sentence....
Said Miss Buzzkill as she's walking out of the room. The room falls quiet with shame contemplating the abomination they have unwittingly committed. This forum will never be the same, this day will live in infamy to serve as a reminder to random pointless forum threads everywhere. A true precedent has been set here today that has changed our ethic paradigm. We are all witness to this injustice and will henceforth...
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Offline Said Miss Buzzkill as she's walking out of the room. The room falls quiet with shame contemplating the abomination they have unwittingly committed. This forum will never be the same, this day will live in infamy to serve as a reminder to random pointless forum threads everywhere. A true precedent has been set here today that has changed our ethic paradigm. We are all witness to this injustice and will henceforth follow the rules since you should've finished Sandycane's sentence! 
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Said Miss Buzzkill as she's walking out of the room. The room falls quiet with shame contemplating the abomination they have unwittingly committed. This forum will never be the same, this day will live in infamy to serve as a reminder to random pointless forum threads everywhere. A true precedent has been set here today that has changed our ethic paradigm. We are all witness to this injustice and will henceforth follow the rules since you should've finished Sandycane's sentence!
Fact that would be easier were the sentence not complete. "We'll have to check with AIG for a ruling but, I don't think you can change the story mid sentence" stands on it's own. However,
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Offline Said Miss Buzzkill as she's walking out of the room. The room falls quiet with shame contemplating the abomination they have unwittingly committed. This forum will never be the same, this day will live in infamy to serve as a reminder to random pointless forum threads everywhere. A true precedent has been set here today that has changed our ethic paradigm. We are all witness to this injustice and will henceforth follow the rules since you should've finished Sandycane's sentence! 
Fact that would be easier were the sentence not complete. "We'll have to check with AIG for a ruling but, I don't think you can change the story mid sentence" stands on it's own. However, I will keep the game going for all of us.
We were all talking together when a Christian came up to us and told us we must accept Jesus or we are doomed. One of us replied...
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Offline Said Miss Buzzkill as she's walking out of the room. The room falls quiet with shame contemplating the abomination they have unwittingly committed. This forum will never be the same, this day will live in infamy to serve as a reminder to random pointless forum threads everywhere. A true precedent has been set here today that has changed our ethic paradigm. We are all witness to this injustice and will henceforth follow the rules since you should've finished Sandycane's sentence!
Fact that would be easier were the sentence not complete. "We'll have to check with AIG for a ruling but, I don't think you can change the story mid sentence" stands on it's own. However, I will keep the game going for all of us.
We were all talking together when a Christian came up to us and told us we must accept Jesus or we are doomed. One of us replied...
'I don't give a crap what the alleged Christian has to say - especially since the Ayatollah eliminated all of them after receiving the golden shower'. It was then proven that the self-proclaimed Xtian was actually a...
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Offline OK, everyone may stop for a bit while I figure out where the break point is. I will be back in a bit. Until my next post, anything that comes up will be ignored.
Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."
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Offline OK, here is the fix. I did a bit of formatting to pull it together.
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel.
Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar.
But two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting.
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!!
Now they decided to make sure that religion never took hold of human minds again. They collected and destroyed all of the religious books on the planet and continued to keep a ready supply of wee, stored in wee banks, for emergencies.
Once religion was completely forgotten by civilization, humans started celebrating ANTI-Christmas which celebrates the death of nonsense and the birth of sanity!! They exchange gifts and put up GREEN trees just like the old holiday but they didn't worship any gods in the process. Nor did they worship famous atheists either.
Instead, they made ornaments in the likeness of famous atheists and hung them on the trees. They also wrote new Anti-X-mas songs and instead of placing another log on the fire on Anti-X-mas eve, they tossed in confiscated religious junk.
Getting back to the Ayatollah, it seemed that the double stream was not strong enough for the likes of him. So over a hundred athiests gathered together to piss is a five gallon bucket. When the bucket was fully filled...
Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."
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Offline If I may interject my own side note, Hallmark already sells atheist xmas ornamnets. Gene Roddenberry was an atheist and they have a star trek ornament every year. However, if we are going to have a truly secular tree decorating, then I propose that we need to have many more of the same.
The Jack Nicholson ornament. It looks just like he did in A few Good Men. When you pull the string, it says: You want the Truth? You Can't Handle the Truth!
The Carl Sagan ornament. It has a bunch of short phrases from the series Cosmos. Pull the sting and you might get it to say Billions and billions and billions or If you want to make an apple pie, first you need to invent the apple.
The Seth Greene ornament. This one says Dad! I got you sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads for your birthday. Either that or Why don't we just call preparation H Operation ass cream!
Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."
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Offline Gaseous intestinal disturbances on the internet...
AIGS observes that that failed to make a real text flow. Post denied. Try again.
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)
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Offline OK, here is the fix. I did a bit of formatting to pull it together.
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel.
Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar.
But two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting.
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before all 7 billion people on earth realized what f*cking morons they were to believe in religion for as long as they did!!
Now they decided to make sure that religion never took hold of human minds again. They collected and destroyed all of the religious books on the planet and continued to keep a ready supply of wee, stored in wee banks, for emergencies.
Once religion was completely forgotten by civilization, humans started celebrating ANTI-Christmas which celebrates the death of nonsense and the birth of sanity!! They exchange gifts and put up GREEN trees just like the old holiday but they didn't worship any gods in the process. Nor did they worship famous atheists either.
Instead, they made ornaments in the likeness of famous atheists and hung them on the trees. They also wrote new Anti-X-mas songs and instead of placing another log on the fire on Anti-X-mas eve, they tossed in confiscated religious junk.
Getting back to the Ayatollah, it seemed that the double stream was not strong enough for the likes of him. So over a hundred athiests gathered together to piss is a five gallon bucket. When the bucket was fully filled...
they bound up the Ayatollah, tied him to a chair (the kind they use in beauty parlors), tilted him back and dunked his head into the sink filled with wee. They left him here indefinitely with one attendant in charge of the feeding tube, Depends and to keep the sink filled as needed. The strange thing was, the longer his head was in the wee, the smaller it became! After about six months of this treatment...
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Offline they bound up the Ayatollah, tied him to a chair (the kind they use in beauty parlors), tilted him back and dunked his head into the sink filled with wee. They left him here indefinitely with one attendant in charge of the feeding tube, Depends and to keep the sink filled as needed. The strange thing was, the longer his head was in the wee, the smaller it became! After about six months of this treatment every vestige of Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam disappeared from the planet!
Atheists/Agnostics then started working on INTELLIGENT ways to live longer/forever such as non-organic substrates and nanotechnology cell renewal. When this was tried instead of bat shit insane fairy tales people found out...
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Offline Atheists/Agnostics then started working on INTELLIGENT ways to live longer/forever such as non-organic substrates and nanotechnology cell renewal. When this was tried instead of bat shit insane fairy tales people found out...
that my own delusion of Anjolina Jolie being in love with me or that I really did type this and didn't just think this........
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
to do experiments so that they could...
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials
to do experiments so that they could...
invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
protect the country from...
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world...
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There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
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Damn I love being ignored. Carry on.
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Sorry but you and Sandy posted at almost the same time and she was first.
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'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar but two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah...
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There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar but two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting. This forced the Ayatollah to...
Not a big deal but wouldn't I have seen her post before mine after I posted it? I didn't.
Again, it may just be the vagaries of the board so I'm not going to raise a hellacious stink - just wondering.
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became....
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Yes, you would think so. Not sure why you didn't see it, her post time was 5 minutes earlier.
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remove the wee-soaked turban from his head, revealing...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein
Hey, you were supposed to complete my sentence 2 posts above!
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Sorry! I'm so confused.
I don't know what happened...I think I was distracted in the middle of replying...
There was a boy who lived in a village. Now this was a nice village with nice people who wee into little plastic containers that are collected by government officials to do experiments so that they could invent an eco-friendly form of fuel. Instead, they discovered that wee can be used as an effective agent to help theists overcome their faith. Government officials mandated that all villagers must start pouring their wee onto the heads of people who believe in god to help them abandon their silly beliefs. People all around the world were in an uproar - especially those who are religious. Those believers who held positions of power, like Obama, the Pope and the Ayatollah were all slated to receive their golden showers as mandated by the newly elected wee czar but two of those leaders dropped a bombshell that only about 10% of the population expected. Just before Obama and the Pope were slated to receive their golden showers both men admitted that they didn't truly believe in any God and were merely using God belief as a means of attaining money and power. Both men agreed to urinate directly on the Ayatollah using a simultaneous golden shower method known as duel squirting.
This forced the Ayotollah to eliminate all Christians, Muslims, and Jews from the world. Suddenly the planet became a peaceful place to live and word of this spread throughout the galaxy like wildfire. It wasn't long before...
'Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.' A. Einstein