A QUESTION FOR THEISTS
I have a question for Theists.
You believe that God created you, and everything else. Yet, you cannot prove it, and still decide to believe.
Being such experts on the orgins of life in the Universe answer this.
If you believe in "Creation"
Then what created "God"?
It is a contradiction to preach Creationism and then keep your "creator" exempt from that belief.
I don't want to hear any of that 'God just IS crap, or there always was GOD", or "because the bible says so" Give me come concrete God evidence and I will become a believer on the spot. Have God stop by my house, or send me and email or something...or better yet, ask him to respond to this post, when in doubt, go to the source right?
Believing in creation implies that something had to come before something, that came before something, that came before something else..and so on.
So please educate me on the mysteries of the entire Universe without ever getting off our planet.
Thanks,
Mr. O
"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
Friedrich Nietzsche
- Login to post comments
- Login to post comments
Hi. I'm God.
I've always existed.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
GOD??!!!!,
About flippin time you showed up, and of course, you are in the last place I expected to find you!
In an Athiest forum. Very sneaky.
Any idea where my keys are?
Staying true to my post, I am now a believer in the Almighty BUTTERBATTLE!! Praise be to Butterbattle and all of his Butterbattleness.
This would technically make me a prophet right?
So I will start with this.
"In the beggining there was nothing. And then, THERE WAS BUTTERBATTLE!!!"
Now, let me venture out to tell everyone the "Good News"
hahaha,
good one!
Mr. O
"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"Creation itself proves the existence of God - and God does not have a creator because the Bible says God has no beginning and no end. Repent now and accept Jesus as your savior or you will go to hell. I will pray for you".
/theist mode
Optimism is reality, pessimism is the fantasy that you know enough to be cynical
Butterbattle isn't God. He can't do anything. Prove to me he can change the world.
EDIT: OHMYBUTTERBATTLE! I was just getting thirsty, and the mighy butterbattle filled my mum with his holy spirit, and she offered me something to drink. It's a miracle!
All hail Butterbattle!
Clearly, they are sitting on the kitchen counter, where you always place them after you come home.
Butter sees all. Butter knows all.
Jesus is not your savior. I am your savior. Jesus is a minion of Satan, who eats his toast with the butter side down.
If I was not as holy as I am, I would have written something dirty here.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
but after the judgement day, god gonna be soo bored. nobody in earth.. all the believer will go to heaven n athiests to hell.. the empty earth and an unemployed god...
"And then BUTTERBATTLE said: 'Let there be Light!'"
"And there was still nothing, but you could see it better."
"Don't seek these laws to understand. Only the mad can comprehend..." -- George Cosbuc
I'm still gonna need to see some ID...
Hahaha,
I'm glad to see all of you have a sense of humor!
Sometimes the posts get awful serious, so its been a good break to joke around a bit.
@ redneF
That is such a good Idea. I think I'm gonna make a "God" Id and business cards and go to a local church and hand them out.
@ butterbattle
Good guess with the Keys thing. They were there, under the newspaper.
I am however that I did not get an answer to my post. But I suppose it was an unfair question considering God doesn't exist anyways. My bad.
"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
Friedrich Nietzsche
A GUESS?! How dare you question my omniscience? I can see the newspaper too. There's news about Japan on it, isn't there? I know where the toilet is too! It's in your bathroom, isn't it?
Obviously, this 100% irrefutable proof that I am God.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Ya, well, there's the business saying "In God we trust........everybody else pays cash."
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
Oh goody, cause I'm a theist.
Negative. Try again.
Ok, I will pretend to believe in creation for the purposes of this question.
I would imagine the standard answer for this is that the god in question wasn't created but has always existed outside of time/space. Part of the "first cause" fallacy.
I would agree.
There is no evidence for any god, unless you define the god as something detectable or tangible, like the moon or a guitar player(i.e Eric Clapton is god).
If humans could command gods, I wonder if they should be called gods.
First Cause Fallacy, go to Iron Chariots Wiki for more info.
We'd have to know the mysteries of the entire universe first.
ciarin.com
Sorry,
But you did not answer my question. Saying something always existed outside of "time and space" is an "explanation", not an answer.
I suppose that is one of the fundemantal flaws, as an atheist, I am inclined to use the natrual world as a source of reference for deciding whether or not something "exists". Don't complicate natural law by trying to create definitions for "god" outside of reality. If God actually existed, there would be no point in "belief", it would simply just be.
There is no evidence of another dimension that "god" resides in.
That does not mean we should abandon the search for such possibilities. The fact that you stated that there is no evidence that supports God, ( via using natural law), it demands that I not create a false belief in order to feel better about the afterlife, until such evidence presents itself and can be substantiated, we should remain skeptic on anything that could poison the mind.
You were given 5 senses. So come to your senses, and start using them.
"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't think you're really sorry.
Unfortunately for you that "explanation" is the only answer creationists have to give for their first cause argument.
ciarin.com
Long time no see
ditto.
You're projecting.
You're projecting, again...
Which is a 'circular argument' based on naked assertions.
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
Not really. I'm commenting on the fact that people tend to say "sorry" without actually meaning an apology. It's a habit of speech.
You're assuming again...and still incorrect, again.
Which was explained if you had bothered to go to the link I posted. Thanks for reiterating my point and adding nothing to the discussion.
ciarin.com
Duhhh..
You 'projected' that YOU did not think that he was really sorry.
You're assuming again...and still incorrect, again.
False.
Look up 'Fundamental Attribution Error'.
Which was explained if you had bothered to go to the link I posted. Thanks for reiterating my point and adding nothing to the discussion.
I added plenty.
You don't even know when you're 'projecting'.
So, I've shown that you're not too fucking bright...
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris